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  • Einstein may have been smoking a lil too much when he theroized that little gem!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:11pm
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  • LMAO - excellent point...im sure by this time God has seen it all, but hey...i say rock on ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:37am
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  • Einstein theorized that if we were able to use 100% of our brains, we'd turn into pure energy and wouldn't need bodies. Therefore, I theorize that God is a college student that learned to use all his brain...After all, college students came up w/ South Park...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:00pm
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  • “All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” - Chuck Palahniuk; from his novel, Survivor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:33am
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  • All those who love Chuck P. you are all now my favorite people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:16am
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  • all hail the flying spaghetti monster!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:46am
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  • 11:23 what kind of ignorant Jesus freak spends their time on tfln?

    Submitted by wad0cash on May 2, 10 at 2:55am
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  • fuck me through the phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:29pm
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  • Amen. This is more or less my religious creed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:42pm
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  • 1:13 you are a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:59am
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  • You all are going to hell! And I'm going to laugh at you from heaven. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:23am
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  • If you kids turn this into a religious debate and start fighting I swear I will turn this website around and take you all straight home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:26am
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  • I know when I was a kid I always thought if God is watching us all the time he's a fuckin perv!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:10am
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  • this is for sure an inadvertent tip of the hat to chuck palahniuk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:32pm
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  • im so proud to be living in miami right now. miami: what morals?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:03pm
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  • If God is watching he's working over-time killing a kittens in an attempt to keep up with my masturbation. Sick fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:35am
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  • Stephany? did you post this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:43pm
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  • I'm with you, let's make an effort, ppl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:57am
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  • i did that too 1:13 lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:20pm
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  • I stole this and put it as my FB status. Brilliant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:13pm
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  • 1 PM You are a fucking dipshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:11pm
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  • rip off from calvin and hobbes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:24am
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  • 11:33, much love for the Palahniuk quote! Well done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:53pm
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  • I'm sorry you had to read this, but morals don't really exist ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:05am
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