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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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