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    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 15, 12 at 1:37pm
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    I wouldn't have danced with you, no matter how hot you are, simply because that's such a conceited, asshole move.

    • 17 20
      Submitted by porksword on Apr 15, 12 at 3:07pm
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      He said "on" not "with". I'd buy you a few rounds to watch you stomp your heels into some idiot.

      • 19 19
        Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 15, 12 at 7:35pm
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        I'd drink those rounds... But FYI, I'd kick his ass for free. ;) I HATE douchbags that act like that!!!

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 15, 12 at 3:12pm
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    oh god I hate when guys do that in clubs...its like DUDE YOU AND HALF THE OTHER GUYS IN HERE! only difference is he is a narcissist and spent the time and money waxing...I dunno I just see him as pathetic now if he had that "sabertooth from the xmen cartoons 24pack goin on then I could see showing off

    • 16 22
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 15, 12 at 7:39pm
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      Who said he waxes his body hair? Probably looks like a 350lb grizzly bear & STILL thinks he's sexy... Ugh, all the more reason to shove my 5" stilettos up his ass!!!

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 15, 12 at 9:55pm
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        aaagh aaagh aaagh god the horror...wow wait... you have small feet...size five? shit I'm a 12..bet I could pick you up easy...

        • 17 20
          Submitted by ahyeah on Apr 16, 12 at 12:58am
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          five inches..not size 5.

        • 16 19
          Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 16, 12 at 12:47pm
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          I'm 5ft2in, weigh 114lbs, am very flexible, and wear a size 6 shoe. I also own quite a collection of rifles, shotguns, and pistols and am not afraid to use any of them. I carry my CWP proudly!

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            Submitted by ImpendingDoom on Apr 16, 12 at 8:54pm
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            Get 'em girl. I have my CWP also. I think I just fell in love with you. Living in the strict gun law state of CA I don't meet girls like you.

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    Submitted by Malicius on Apr 15, 12 at 10:46am
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    Who needs a 6 pack when ya got a keg???....

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      Submitted by puffnstuff on Apr 15, 12 at 12:03pm
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      it's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine

  • 15 21
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Apr 16, 12 at 2:12am
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    The bigger they are, the harder they fart