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  • 49 40
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 30, 13 at 2:07pm

    Dead bottom = bad top. Try getting anyone to play with you afterwards.

  • 40 37
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 30, 13 at 6:11pm

    AMEN!

  • 39 40
    Submitted by CoraRainebow on Mar 31, 13 at 4:21am

    That awkward moment when your fuckbuddy sends a text about you and you find it on here... :P

  • 34 41
    Submitted by SavagePsycho on Mar 30, 13 at 11:27pm

    Actually, autoerotic asphyxiation is one of the top most staged crimes. Someone will find their family member dead with a noose around their neck and their dick out. So they make it look like a homicide. Boom. Random fact you can never use in public without the fear of being commuted to an asylum :)