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(817): View more from Texas

She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"

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(847): View more from Illinois

These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now

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(816): View more from Missouri

we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Moral of the story: fuckboys never change

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(905): View more from Ontario

Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now

(514): View more from Quebec

Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.

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