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  • Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Dec 7, 10 at 2:05pm

    One page- blow job, two page- sex, three page - anal

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 7, 10 at 6:28pm

      I've never heard of a one page paper. :/ Your system is sadly off. He would get anal no matter what, in that case--unless that's your point.

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      Submitted by numero_dos on Dec 7, 10 at 11:44pm

      You seem like the type of person who cruises TFLN, tryin to come up with the comment that gets the most thumbs up... Get a life nerd.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 10 at 5:01pm

    Just sleep with the professor and avoid a paper alltogether.

  • Submitted by college_cutie on Dec 7, 10 at 1:46pm

    If you have to ask, you are probably writing your own paper :P

  • Submitted by margottenenbaum on Dec 7, 10 at 2:23pm

    ...and I thought silly beans and pudding were a good trade when I was younger.

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      Submitted by DropDeadBitch on Dec 7, 10 at 8:17pm

      SILLY BEANS!!!!\nI'd write a paper for silly beans... those things were boss.

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        Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 7, 10 at 10:04pm

        Boss? Clutch? Where the fuck are you people from?

  • Submitted by jasboo on Dec 7, 10 at 2:35pm

    we're grading on a curve. the better you're performance, the better the paper i write the paper. we'll start with a "D" and go from there....

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      Submitted by jasboo on Dec 7, 10 at 2:42pm

      just read what i wrote...she's SO not getting an "A" from me! hahahha

  • Submitted by jimmyboy on Dec 7, 10 at 2:40pm

    You can do me sexual favors and write your own paper.

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    Submitted by mmmbaby on Dec 7, 10 at 1:52pm

    come over and we'll see;)

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    Submitted by bigazzmf01 on Dec 7, 10 at 2:21pm

    You'll find out after.

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    Submitted by rooster92 on Dec 7, 10 at 10:12pm

    the same place you started off. with herpes.

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    Submitted by swallows on Dec 8, 10 at 9:04am

    I agree with professor guy. Why waste time with the middleman

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    Submitted by sophiab23 on Dec 12, 10 at 5:04pm

    No. Kill the middleman and target professor.

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    Submitted by xaviorisdeath on Dec 10, 10 at 12:10am

    I'd blow for a nicely written bio paper.