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  • Submitted by Bloodknight on Nov 14, 10 at 11:52am

    Ha! I'm totally going to use this!

  • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 14, 10 at 12:49pm

    Brilliant

  • Submitted by maddyak on Nov 14, 10 at 2:55pm

    One of the best I've seen in here

  • Submitted by scanlan313 on Nov 14, 10 at 3:07pm

    Finally the first good post in a long time

  • Submitted by vino123 on Nov 15, 10 at 8:07am

    Consider this line stolen

  • Submitted by genious on Nov 14, 10 at 11:42am

    How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? Answer on other side of card.

  • Submitted by mgborn619 on Nov 17, 10 at 12:40am

    Haha fuken funy

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    Submitted by dartan on Nov 15, 10 at 12:31am

    legit!

  • Submitted by cheesewhiz on Nov 14, 10 at 11:46am

    Woooot

  • Submitted by regalbeagle on Nov 14, 10 at 12:41pm

    This is almost as good as the non-lyrical piano cover of Loon's "Whatcha Say." Seriously though, A+ material on TFLN (for once).

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 15, 10 at 7:15am

    I might just read it again on principle.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 15, 10 at 12:09pm

      It fells like I've read it a dozen times over the past hour.

      • 72 94
        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 15, 10 at 12:10pm

        *feels*. F*ck!

        • 70 95
          Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 15, 10 at 5:26pm

          Don't sweat it, I misspelled a word when I was wearing my Grammar Nazi hat a few weeks ago. I felt kinda dumb, but fuck it.

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Nov 14, 10 at 3:46pm

    With a few slight modifications this could be used for sex i bet.

  • 91 89
    Submitted by naty045 on Nov 15, 10 at 7:43am

    Love it... Totally using it for my status!!!

  • 69 52
    Submitted by paracletephoenix on Aug 16, 11 at 12:31am

    That's me

  • Submitted by eekk on Nov 14, 10 at 7:32pm

    Haha.(:love it!

  • 90 98
    Submitted by 2anonymos on Nov 15, 10 at 11:48pm

    Don't care if it was stolen just saw it now and I love it!!

  • 83 87
    Submitted by D1SF00 on Nov 14, 10 at 10:28pm

    For the win!

  • 84 91
    Submitted by wwiiace on Nov 16, 10 at 1:46pm

    Steeldude is retarded. This is a great original post

  • 74 77
    Submitted by BlackMamba24 on Nov 28, 10 at 11:33pm

    You sir are a genius

  • 82 93
    Submitted by TheNewRule on Nov 15, 10 at 8:22am

    @steeldude. It's also stolen from me from when I banged your mom up her pooper....

  • 71 75
    Submitted by trupayn on Nov 16, 10 at 9:12am

    Amazing, gonna use this

  • 68 72
    Submitted by aitch on Dec 11, 10 at 12:15pm

    niceee

  • 75 86
    Submitted by yallsuck on Nov 27, 10 at 2:34pm

    Originally from Groucho Marx- "I'll be back in 5 minutes. If I'm not, wait another 5 minutes."\n\nI've forgotten which movie, I believe Animal Crackers

  • Submitted by terminator on Nov 15, 10 at 12:51am

    Steeldude. You sir, are an idiot.

  • Submitted by someguybrad on Nov 21, 10 at 4:35am

    Meh.

  • Submitted by steeldude on Nov 14, 10 at 11:33pm

    totaly copied from Leslie neilson in naked gun, if I'm not back in fifteen minutes then keep waiting.

  • Submitted by spoochie on Nov 14, 10 at 9:48pm

    Love this

  • 78 95
    Submitted by redshift on Nov 14, 10 at 7:09pm

    Stolen off Sickipedia, where it was probably stolen from somewhere else.

  • 72 85
    Submitted by usmcandy on Nov 15, 10 at 2:08am

    Wow. I love it. I wonder if my Sgt will buy it....

  • 70 83
    Submitted by loraine on Nov 18, 10 at 12:53am

    this is stolen from the german tfln version.it has been there for a long time.

  • Submitted by funnyguy3173 on Nov 14, 10 at 9:39pm

    haha. i used this yesterday cuz i was late to work

  • 70 85
    Submitted by pacton on Nov 15, 10 at 10:42pm

    Good text!

  • 75 95
    Submitted by usmcandy on Nov 15, 10 at 2:08am

    Wow. I love it. I wonder if my Sgt will buy it....

    • 65 94
      Submitted by MickChick on Nov 15, 10 at 12:48pm

      Wow has USM taught you to triple post?

      • 71 96
        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 15, 10 at 1:19pm

        Careful. He's got a nasty knife.

  • 68 86
    Submitted by scenesexqueen on Dec 3, 10 at 12:59am

    Fantastic

  • 69 88
    Submitted by chicc on Nov 15, 10 at 10:39am

    ...that was brilliant. Tfln has impresed me.

  • Submitted by GraveYardNova on Nov 14, 10 at 8:04pm

    Love it!!

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    Submitted by rousie46 on May 16, 11 at 1:58pm

    Hahah fuck yea

  • Submitted by dsm2nv on Nov 14, 10 at 7:19pm

    Lolol awsome

  • Submitted by rickscottisfired on Nov 15, 10 at 1:49pm

    Must be running in black peoples time...

  • 66 91
    Submitted by kfr1981 on Nov 15, 10 at 12:09pm

    LOvE this. Absolutely using it

  • 64 93
    Submitted by usmcandy on Nov 15, 10 at 2:08am

    Wow. I love it. I wonder if my Sgt will buy it....

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 10 at 2:09pm

    Clever.

  • 31 55
    Submitted by railers40 on Nov 10, 11 at 1:17pm

    @steeldude those lines aren't even close. Stfu.

  • 17 31
    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:01am

    💡!!!!

  • 16 43
    Submitted by mmtija on Sep 27, 12 at 1:57am

    The number one, best entry. By far.