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  • 97 22
    Submitted by MILF68 on Jul 3, 13 at 10:50am

    1) Shut up.

  • 61 22
    Submitted by Dustbunny13313 on Jul 3, 13 at 11:01am

    2) swallow

  • 49 23
    Submitted by Big_Loaf on Jul 3, 13 at 12:46pm

    8) Put it in her ass.

  • 45 16
    Submitted by crockpot on Jul 3, 13 at 12:11pm

    6) The angry pirate

  • 47 27
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 3, 13 at 11:29am

    5)fuck her sister

  • 38 33
    Submitted by OllieFranks on Jul 3, 13 at 2:20pm

    Text is from a guy.

  • 32 23
    Submitted by dpSkip on Jul 3, 13 at 3:02pm

    Sounds like the new girlfriend is working on her list of things she won't do after she gets the title of girlfriend.

  • 29 22
    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Jul 3, 13 at 11:32am

    Let's hope cheat on you isnt on that list, or you are a douche

  • 27 23
    Submitted by KyleRich87 on Jul 3, 13 at 12:21pm

    7) Wounded pigeon

  • 26 23
    Submitted by txtfrmlstcentury on Jul 3, 13 at 11:24am

    3) Let me fuck u

  • 21 18
    Submitted by lurky_mclurk on Jul 6, 13 at 4:25am

    1) Cleveland Steamer

  • 26 28
    Submitted by txtfrmlstcentury on Jul 3, 13 at 11:25am

    4) Bukkake

  • 21 19
    Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 3, 13 at 8:26pm

    Rusty trombone

  • 13 19
    Submitted by Key_umm on Jul 4, 13 at 1:33am

    The old king Clancy

  • 12 22
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 5, 13 at 4:32am

    Number 3 on the list: Kill a homeless man

  • 11 22
    Submitted by cocksmith on Jul 4, 13 at 10:38am

    9) donkey punch

  • 13 28
    Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 4, 13 at 3:59pm

    10) give you a blumpkin......I've always wondered how the other half lived...