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  • 91 51
    Submitted by goodhead50 on Jun 25, 11 at 10:25am

    There's nothing like a turkey and paper towel sandwich to help absorb alcohol.

  • 68 43
    Submitted by ifonlyyouknew on Jun 25, 11 at 12:12pm

    Sadly I understood everything. Because that was me 2 hours ago. BEFORE my toasted turkey sandwich.

  • 56 37
    Submitted by asuarez001 on Jun 25, 11 at 11:45am

    Lol yes

  • 39 37
    Submitted by newfieldsnight on Jun 25, 11 at 8:53pm

    603 SExeter!

  • 35 36
    Submitted by zestyshelby on Jun 26, 11 at 3:43pm

    PSA for why 13 year olds shouldn't be drinking.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by yeahokay on Jun 25, 11 at 1:12pm

    Hahahaha this is too funny xD

  • 26 21
    Submitted by jltc on May 2, 12 at 12:38am

    There's a difference between "drunk" and "stupid".

  • 44 61
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 26, 11 at 10:11am

    My Mom just came down and I has to be so casual like "girl where's the turkey sandwiches " haha I sooo need you to take care of me. Some drink girl is making a sandwich so far it's just bread and a paper towel. Can't the rest of you speak drunkenese??

  • 32 42
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 26, 11 at 10:13am

    Or at least that's the general translation LOL

  • 29 38
    Submitted by CWAWLW02102010 on Jul 22, 11 at 9:53am

    I understood the whole thing thats to funny that right there is 1 reason why i dont drink and text LMAO

  • 38 60
    Submitted by sugeyc on Jun 25, 11 at 11:14am

    WTF?? I did not understand anything