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  • Submitted by youthanize on Apr 28, 11 at 1:03am

    his day would be made if he was balls deep in your ass

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    Submitted by notclevernow on Apr 27, 11 at 4:38pm

    FT fucking W.

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    Submitted by hyper31337 on Apr 27, 11 at 5:10pm

    Pure when on post, and above comments!! Lmao

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    Submitted by freshwaterotter on Apr 28, 11 at 2:28pm

    I wanna go to that school.

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    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 27, 11 at 4:55pm

    Is your professor a Mind Flayer (Illithid)

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    Submitted by AshipherSmithers on Apr 28, 11 at 8:43am

    Ahahahaha. Yessss! <3

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    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 1, 11 at 12:20am

    Balls deep in Jesus! First!!

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    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 29, 11 at 12:52am

    Hands down, my favorite text ever put on this site...

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    Submitted by duckdown on Apr 27, 11 at 9:03pm

    Did he ask if he was "balls deep in your mind"

  • 56 71
    Submitted by squishirex on Apr 27, 11 at 5:57pm

    Emtpirate: brilliant insight

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    Submitted by Gyles on Apr 27, 11 at 7:36pm

    BALLS DEEP IN PRETZELS!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 11 at 9:14pm

    Bet good money he takes it.

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    Submitted by nukespike on Apr 28, 11 at 12:42am

    College kids are pretty easily amused, a person in a position of power uses some risqué term... OMG, DID HE JUST SAY THAT??? HOLY SHIT!!! He must have access to pop culture and want to be liked by his students or something!

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    Submitted by likeahoss on Apr 27, 11 at 11:12pm

    EMTPirate: if he is an illithid, maybe a level 36 half drow paladin can stop his endeavors.

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      Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 28, 11 at 8:03am

      Right now I am only a level 7 Half drow. 5 levels of rogue, and 2 of fighter. An Illithid would open up my skull, and fuck my brain.

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    Submitted by TBONEa on Apr 28, 11 at 3:52pm

    mind blown... was the teacher Mr. Hand that would be hilarious