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  • 75 45
    Submitted by youthanize on Apr 28, 11 at 1:03am
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    his day would be made if he was balls deep in your ass

  • 65 47
    Submitted by hyper31337 on Apr 27, 11 at 5:10pm
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    Pure when on post, and above comments!! Lmao

  • 49 39
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 27, 11 at 4:55pm
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    Is your professor a Mind Flayer (Illithid)

  • 51 46
    Submitted by notclevernow on Apr 27, 11 at 4:38pm
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    FT fucking W.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by freshwaterotter on Apr 28, 11 at 2:28pm
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    I wanna go to that school.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by AshipherSmithers on Apr 28, 11 at 8:43am
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    Ahahahaha. Yessss! <3

  • 45 45
    Submitted by likeahoss on Apr 27, 11 at 11:12pm
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    EMTPirate: if he is an illithid, maybe a level 36 half drow paladin can stop his endeavors.

    • 32 41
      Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 28, 11 at 8:03am
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      Right now I am only a level 7 Half drow. 5 levels of rogue, and 2 of fighter. An Illithid would open up my skull, and fuck my brain.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 1, 11 at 12:20am
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    Balls deep in Jesus! First!!

  • 41 42
    Submitted by duckdown on Apr 27, 11 at 9:03pm
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    Did he ask if he was "balls deep in your mind"

  • 43 47
    Submitted by squishirex on Apr 27, 11 at 5:57pm
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    Emtpirate: brilliant insight

  • 40 42
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 11 at 9:14pm
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    Bet good money he takes it.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 29, 11 at 12:52am
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    Hands down, my favorite text ever put on this site...

  • 34 40
    Submitted by TBONEa on Apr 28, 11 at 3:52pm
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    mind blown... was the teacher Mr. Hand that would be hilarious

  • 50 77
    Submitted by nukespike on Apr 28, 11 at 12:42am
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    College kids are pretty easily amused, a person in a position of power uses some risqué term... OMG, DID HE JUST SAY THAT??? HOLY SHIT!!! He must have access to pop culture and want to be liked by his students or something!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Gyles on Apr 27, 11 at 7:36pm
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    BALLS DEEP IN PRETZELS!