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(212): View more from New York

She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.

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(425): View more from Washington

I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.

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