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  • 93 61
    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 24, 11 at 4:09pm
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    It's that, or life grabs you by the balls. And believe me, it'll squeeze.

  • 91 60
    Submitted by Kirak on Aug 24, 11 at 8:12pm
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    Correct translation is "Carpe vitae ab scrotis." What little is left of my highschool latin demands this be corrected!

  • 86 58
    Submitted by pichu180 on Aug 24, 11 at 4:09pm
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    "you can grab your balls, you can grab your friends, just don't grab your friend's balls."

  • 80 55
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 24, 11 at 5:07pm
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    Wouldn't that just be 'seize the scrotum'?

  • 69 43
    Submitted by BrendanA on Aug 24, 11 at 5:26pm
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    Yes, Valkyrie. Yes it would.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Srg_Awesome on Aug 25, 11 at 2:04am
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    This is the first one that's actually been able to make me laugh in a while hahahaha

  • 50 53
    Submitted by codude1995 on Aug 24, 11 at 11:12pm
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    Balls

  • 51 57
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 25, 11 at 3:18am
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    Correct Latin be damned, this text is pure win.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by IvyPoison on Aug 24, 11 at 4:10pm
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    Saw that on a tshirt 5 years ago.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by naenae12 on Aug 24, 11 at 11:55pm
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    my new way of life.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Contextual on Aug 25, 11 at 11:26am
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    Carpe Vita-Scrotum, technically.\n\nGoddammit, I need a life.

  • 50 89
    Submitted by yahyahhh on Aug 24, 11 at 9:26pm
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    Balls are the grossest thing ever... Who would ever touch them

    • 49 53
      Submitted by TerryHesticles on Aug 25, 11 at 10:16pm
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      Yeah but, how do you explain those bruises on your chin?