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(219): View more from Indiana

He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!

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I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo

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(740): View more from Ohio

How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?

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2.5

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

ur mom makes the best bacon

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(507): View more from Minnesota

He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.

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(903): View more from Texas

One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.

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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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(701): View more from North Dakota

She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.

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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!

(314): View more from Missouri

Only one tier

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Tastes like cardboard anyway

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist

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(816): View more from Missouri

im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.

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(801): View more from Utah

Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?

(309): View more from Illinois

No idea. And yes be here at 4

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(925): View more from California

Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?

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Come on man nobody wants to admit that

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(937): View more from Ohio

i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"

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(312): View more from Illinois

Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.

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(914): View more from New York

We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.

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(310): View more from California

What's the address?

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Too drunk. Just google it.

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IT'S YOUR HOUSE

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(913): View more from Kansas

How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.

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1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me

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(631): View more from New York

figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time

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you found the shrooms didnt you

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.

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(210): View more from Texas

If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower

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(406): View more from Montana

As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.

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(312): View more from Illinois

i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head

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(908): View more from New Jersey

when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP

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(714): View more from California

walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined

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he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day

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(847): View more from Illinois

I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE

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This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.

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(305): View more from Florida

Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.

(786): View more from Florida

How high are you right now..

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I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.

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(636): View more from Missouri

It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.

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(817): View more from Texas

In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Come find me please? Im in a ditch.

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That doesn't help me much...

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I'm right under the moon!

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The pigeons can smell the fear

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Wtf

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(678): View more from Georgia

At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2

(908): View more from New Jersey

Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?

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(330): View more from Ohio

You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

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(602): View more from Arizona

for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged

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(770): View more from Georgia

Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.

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(310): View more from California

My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."

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If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.

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(207): View more from Maine

DRUNK CANOEING

(804): View more from Virginia

Please text me if you survive.

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LAND HO BITCH

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"

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(913): View more from Kansas

Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".

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(269): View more from Michigan

I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.

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Where the hell are you

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He's winning.

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(425): View more from Washington

He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.

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(360): View more from Washington

it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing

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and semen

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(386): View more from Florida

I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.

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(816): View more from Missouri

She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?

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(705): View more from Ontario

I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...

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(714): View more from California

Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.

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(760): View more from California

For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?

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(818): View more from California

They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...

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(253): View more from Washington

He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.

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(757): View more from Virginia

You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."

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(315): View more from New York

im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

What time did you start drinking?

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Maybe.

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Maybe isn't a time...

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(954): View more from Florida

Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.

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(406): View more from Montana

Drunk walkin through police station. America

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(708): View more from Illinois

is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?

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head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way

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(775): View more from Nevada

He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless

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(319): View more from Iowa

On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?

(316): View more from Kansas

Toaster

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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(915): View more from Texas

I told you I was good to drive

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dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(616): View more from Michigan

EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?

(301): View more from Maryland

just fucking run.

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(360): View more from Washington

do we own a ladder

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We do not.

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then how am i on the roof

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(908): View more from New Jersey

fireball beer pong. youre missing out

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how is that even possible?

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ove gloves.

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be there in ten.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?

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I'm so glad i pay social security

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(252): View more from North Carolina

i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.

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(208): View more from Idaho

If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.

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(812): View more from Indiana

When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".

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(970): View more from Colorado

I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.

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(845): View more from New York

he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"

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(410): View more from Maryland

Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?

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(816): View more from Missouri

He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man

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(970): View more from Colorado

so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car

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(914): View more from New York

The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.

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(813): View more from Florida

i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license

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(626): View more from California

Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...

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I see you've learned your lesson.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

bl l w

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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.

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(626): View more from California

It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"

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(510): View more from California

Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.

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(214): View more from Texas

Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS

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Put my glitter back.

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(315): View more from New York

Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.

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(303): View more from Colorado

The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate

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(573): View more from Missouri

Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move

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(260): View more from Indiana

I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.

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(310): View more from California

So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.

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Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.

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yet...

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(214): View more from Texas

come over

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yeah sure

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wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10

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(314): View more from Missouri

There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.

(818): View more from California

Punch her baby.

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(510): View more from California

I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.

(702): View more from Nevada

Are you high?

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No. That's why it's odd

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(478): View more from Georgia

I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"

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And thats what homeschooling is for

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(913): View more from Kansas

The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg

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(619): View more from California

Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.

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(512): View more from Texas

I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?

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(406): View more from Montana

Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close

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(212): View more from New York

where am i from again

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!

(615): View more from Tennessee

I don't wanna die...

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(334): View more from Alabama

Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I'm wearing red that night.

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Noted, what shade?

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Whore.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.

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it was a krispy kreme

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(352): View more from Florida

You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...

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LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..

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(817): View more from Texas

Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...

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This hangover makes more sense now

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(216): View more from Ohio

somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.

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(516): View more from New York

Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you

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(973): View more from New Jersey

My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza

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(501): View more from Arkansas

At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening

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(732): View more from New Jersey

wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?

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(619): View more from California

Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.

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(806): View more from Texas

Two words Indian burn...

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What did she think it was, a shake weight?

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(319): View more from Iowa

I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i already hear my dad disowning me

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(361): View more from Texas

After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.

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(210): View more from Texas

I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.

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(940): View more from Texas

never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down

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(303): View more from Colorado

Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...

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(818): View more from California

So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth

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Gross

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AN ACTUAL PICKLE

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(587): View more from Alberta

Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Did you get your crutches off the street sign?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could

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(208): View more from Idaho

She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".

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(956): View more from Texas

Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."

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(760): View more from California

i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.

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(207): View more from Maine

do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?

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(813): View more from Florida

So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3

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(803): View more from South Carolina

We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?

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You're upset about this?

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(718): View more from New York

I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.

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(716): View more from New York

I can text with my tongue

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