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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 10 at 4:37pm

    Walk downstairs and tell dad "the plumbing is fixed and that'll be 85 dollars" then get the flock out of there

  • Submitted by Shepherd on Dec 12, 10 at 3:51pm

    window ftw

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 12, 10 at 11:46pm

    Walk out of her bedroom. Look her dad straight in the face and say, "Your little girl is a woman now!" Try to shake his hand and be ready to drink or fight him.

  • Submitted by colleen69 on Dec 12, 10 at 7:38pm

    haha too bad almost every dad in texas keeps a gun somewhere in the house..

  • Submitted by buddhaman99 on Dec 12, 10 at 5:40pm

    Just close your eyes and walk past him as fast as you can! He'll never see you!

  • Submitted by fem_anon on Dec 12, 10 at 3:39pm

    oooh bad choice...

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    Submitted by SiickxPanda on Dec 13, 10 at 12:52pm

    I kind of want to know how well this went.

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    Submitted by texaslonestar on Dec 13, 10 at 3:57am

    ummm stupid ass comment.."works and lives with dad"...I'm sure at least 75% of people had their first job or couple of jobs when they still lived at home..we're not all trust fund babies

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    Submitted by Austinaveous on Dec 12, 10 at 11:27pm

    Hahaha definitely know who submitted this. Props from the Dale!

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    Submitted by Jesse0910 on Dec 12, 10 at 6:49pm

    Longview texas love it

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 12, 10 at 4:24pm

    Don't be so paranoid. Her dad probably won't say a thing beyond "Good morning". If she felt comfortable bringing you there, she probably had a pretty good idea that her dad would at least be polite to you. Her dad probably knows, or at least has a pretty good idea, of what she's up to.

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      Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 13, 10 at 6:52pm

      Also, you are not the first guy she took home like this if she left you there as she went to work.

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    Submitted by cbomblisse on Dec 12, 10 at 9:50pm

    Good ole east Texas. Stayin classy as always haha.

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    Submitted by iUh on Dec 12, 10 at 5:17pm

    Oooooooo snap!

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    Submitted by hybridsongwriter on Dec 13, 10 at 12:42am

    At least your not my friend who got caught taking his gfs virginity by her dad coming home early and catching them in the shower

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    Submitted by Fitzi on Dec 13, 10 at 9:47pm

    when the shit goes down, ya betta be ready!

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    Submitted by niceman on Dec 14, 10 at 10:41am

    Her dad knows she is a slut. Who do you think trained her, then placed a hidden camera in her room?

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    Submitted by funnyhunny on Dec 12, 10 at 5:30pm

    Wow! Ha!

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    Submitted by emmykb on Dec 13, 10 at 11:42pm

    tell her dad she was working overtime last night

  • Submitted by tu_madre on Dec 12, 10 at 4:02pm

    Haha! I submited this!

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      Submitted by 420doe on Dec 12, 10 at 6:23pm

      Your mom takes it in the ass.

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    Submitted by lolly61191 on Dec 12, 10 at 7:55pm

    Tu_madre... I was just wondering why no one ever leaves a comment saying they submitted something. I guess it does happen.

  • Submitted by niceman on Dec 12, 10 at 7:52pm

    Daddy will, most likely, jerk off to it. That is the ugly fucking truth.

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      Submitted by ___woo__ on Dec 12, 10 at 9:53pm

      Especially if he's a born & bred Texan... D:

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Dec 12, 10 at 6:45pm

    She has a job but lives with dad? I'm calling fake. If not he's probably seen it many times before. Personally, I'd not have slept over, hit and quit it.