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  Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.

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  How high are you right now..

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  I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.

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• This actually made me laugh. Bravo.

  Submitted by lemonjuice on Mar 23, 10 at 11:39am

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• Ah I love Miami.

  Submitted by redielg on Mar 23, 10 at 12:20pm

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• I was looking for one to make the guy next to me in class laugh. thanks!

  Submitted by Strad001 on Mar 25, 10 at 1:23pm

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• I love this text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 11:01am

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• Best txt ever

  Submitted by burnt921 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:40am

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• That's fucking hillarious

  Submitted by JerkingWhiteBoy on Mar 23, 10 at 9:35pm

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• Hahaha yes that's a definate win

  Submitted by HxCami10 on Jul 28, 10 at 1:59pm

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• I soviet Russia, bagel eats you.

  Submitted by jackpassion on Mar 23, 10 at 11:29am

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• Hahaha. I would do that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 5:59pm

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• Dude I said the same thing last night while i was high...ITs the best and only way to eat a bagel

  Submitted by clairef on Mar 23, 10 at 3:25pm

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• Miami representttt!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 6:55pm

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• Gabe?

  Submitted by C_powder_T on Mar 23, 10 at 11:28am

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• Finally one from Miami...

  Submitted by gdawg1300 on Mar 23, 10 at 2:03pm

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• I can relate.

  Submitted by VoodooBanshee on Mar 24, 10 at 2:22am

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• yum bagel cream cheese while high.... lofe cant get any better

  Submitted by kevin226 on Mar 24, 10 at 1:04am

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  • MICROWAVE IT! SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT!

    Submitted by PierreTheLion on Mar 25, 11 at 11:24pm

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• 2:12 YES! seinfield!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 6:01pm

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• Shit I think I go to school with the first/last kid...either that or this is frightfully common.

  Submitted by MaraInsane on Apr 21, 11 at 2:08pm

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• weed makes everything better...i actually witnessed my roommate crying when the pizza guy showed up at our door

  Submitted by ScSurfer1691 on Jul 5, 10 at 5:17pm

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• I couldn't stop laughing.

  Submitted by Kaffrir on Mar 24, 10 at 11:01am

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• God this is so great.

  Submitted by stephatron on Mar 29, 10 at 10:57pm

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• The toaster oven is even better.

  Submitted by Shitner on Mar 23, 10 at 6:09pm

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• Hahaha, microwaving anything while high makes it better. I'm actually jealous, haven't been that high in way too long.

  Submitted by 310/951/805 on Mar 23, 10 at 9:38pm

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• These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 2:12pm

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• Finally, one that made me at least giggle. :D

  Submitted by lostinadream on Mar 24, 10 at 5:15pm

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• Geek...

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 23, 10 at 10:44am

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• Haha. Yes microwave. Best way.

  Submitted by MaryMary on Mar 23, 10 at 11:49am

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• Ah Miami...

  Submitted by seraphimstrike on Mar 23, 10 at 11:42am

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• hahaha mine! ;D

  Submitted by lolwutz on Mar 25, 10 at 2:20pm

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