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  • Submitted by LAXXER on Jul 22, 10 at 7:02pm

    That guy wins at life . . .

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 22, 10 at 3:28pm

    He's lucky he didn't get the shotgun.

  • 99 68
    Submitted by fiveoh on Jul 22, 10 at 10:46pm

    I am a cop and that shits funny :-)

  • 97 70
    Submitted by inyourpants on Jul 22, 10 at 4:54pm

    Fuckin hilarious

  • 94 84
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 22, 10 at 3:36pm

    like a drunken boss

  • 87 83
    Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 22, 10 at 4:34pm

    If you don't think this is funny u deserve the shotgun

  • 78 66
    Submitted by amandaplease30 on Dec 19, 10 at 10:45pm

    well, did he get shotgun or what? hahahaha

  • 75 62
    Submitted by jathas on Jul 23, 10 at 3:22am

    THIS WAS MY PHONE!!!! Veenhuis really did call shotgun, and we were pretty sober, but it was a good night ;)

  • 76 64
    Submitted by jheim2006 on Jul 22, 10 at 9:01pm

    Lol I love WI ppl....

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 11:49pm

    Only in wisconsin.. Fact: domestic abuse between husband and wife go up 5% in wiscomsim evertime the packers lose

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Sethro on Jul 22, 10 at 4:00pm

    I hope when I'm a cop i have somebody say that!!

    • 45 80
      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 23, 10 at 9:20am

      cant get a job anywhere else?

  • 67 66
    Submitted by geordan on Jul 22, 10 at 3:36pm

    /win

  • 68 69
    Submitted by veenhuis on Jul 23, 10 at 2:47am

    you may not believe me but that was me who said that :) an no i wasn't drunk and the cop did not give me shot gun

    • 59 72
      Submitted by jathas on Jul 23, 10 at 3:23am

      LUKE WE MADE IT!!! :p

  • 61 56
    Submitted by rekhyt on Jul 23, 10 at 4:07am

    Yep that sounds like my area.

  • 67 71
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:01pm

    too bad you will be the criminal not the cop

  • 64 68
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 22, 10 at 3:28pm

    That would have been genius if it could have possibly worked.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 23, 10 at 8:29am

    smoooth motha fucka

  • 64 77
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:40pm

    This is stupid paytonmanning is funny

  • 63 76
    Submitted by laxbro18 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:53pm

    The cop should have just let him go after this comment...WIN!!

  • 50 66
    Submitted by fo_sho on Jul 23, 10 at 12:36am

    F'n hilarious

  • 56 78
    Submitted by reppintha813 on Jul 22, 10 at 11:13pm

    Fave

  • 50 67
    Submitted by abondy on Jul 23, 10 at 11:52pm

    My hero

  • 52 73
    Submitted by itsbuckyb on Jul 23, 10 at 9:29am

    Hahaha

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 5:51pm

    Pretzels....

  • 53 82
    Submitted by mooch on Sep 9, 10 at 1:39pm

    like a boss

  • 55 87
    Submitted by nesse01 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:30pm

    Lmaooo

  • 39 56
    Submitted by naughtynurse on Aug 31, 10 at 5:42pm

    This shit just made my day lmfao

  • 35 54
    Submitted by StoneColdM on Feb 1, 11 at 12:44pm

    Dudes a champ

  • 39 63
    Submitted by connermcpherson on Jul 23, 10 at 7:59pm

    Funny as shit!

  • 50 85
    Submitted by eriinbaby on Jul 22, 10 at 3:44pm

    Hahah that's the best thing I've heard all morning :)

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Valder69 on Dec 27, 10 at 8:33pm

    Win. Manitowoc county.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by WolfShade on Sep 24, 10 at 4:47am

    Roflmao that's awesome. My uncle would crack up at that. (he's a cop)

  • 45 83
    Submitted by triverse on Jul 22, 10 at 11:29pm

    It's my 18th birthdayyy tonite! Getting slizzard!

  • 46 88
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:39pm

    4:34 is stupid and you want to shoot me if I think this is not funny? You Missy are stupid and you will get the shot gun experience everyday of your new life in one of your state penitentiaries.

  • Submitted by awesomeguy on Jul 22, 10 at 8:19pm

    Epic. Win.

  • 40 94
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 3:31pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin