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  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:39pm
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    damn you people think too much about this. it's funny.

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:45pm
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    and even that race was won by default

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:55am
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    I feel that way sometimes too

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:08am
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    I'm pretty sure you don't exist before you make it to your mothers egg. So technically, your dad won that race. Winner.

  • 51 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:10am
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    awww way to kill his only "win" 8:08

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:06am
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    First place out of several hundred million

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:37pm
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    OMG PPL R RETARDED ON HERE!!!!!

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:35pm
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    Me too. Good to imagine I was once the most victorious sperm once. Where is my trophy?

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:08pm
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    That makes it sound like he impregnated his mom..... The egg is just as big of a part of you as the sperm.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by 6666 on Jul 26, 10 at 4:11pm
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    Haha I never thought of that lmao very funny

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:06pm
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    ...yeahh sound like you had sex with your mom, dude.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:33pm
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    Me too. I'm proud of it, also.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:39am
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    I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:42pm
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    So your mom's pregnant with your baby? Or would it be your half-sibling?

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:10pm
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    why did 6:39 just re-write what the text said? lol