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  • 83 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:25pm

    thank god ur status didn't say "anal". youch!!!

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:07pm

    Most amazing night evar

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:09am

    Hahaha I like this one

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:40pm

    So proud of baltimore

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:56pm

    Why be less when you can B-MORE

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:49pm

    Pepperonis is not plural for pepperoni dumbass. It's like "moose"... It's not"mooses" it stays the same dumbass.

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:30pm

    Shut up 1:49, and the rest of you that think correcting others will make you seem smart. It just makes you look like a tool.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:50pm

    Shut up 2:30, you probably just don't know how to speak proper english either.

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:07pm

    Why is this even on here? This is crap.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:53pm

    Hahaha I'll be in Baltimore tomorrow!

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:55pm

    This is the funniest TFLN i have ever read.

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:28pm

    Now they have a buy shirt button on the updated version of the tfln app on the iPhone...whn a site gets this popular it starts to sucks which explains the shitty quality of the texts lately

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:11pm

    I don't see the connection. Help me out here, Jeff?

  • 73 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:25pm

    Pepperonis have pork in them ewwwwww

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:44am

    hahahahaha wtf this is the best

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:28pm

    They see me trollin, they hatin'!

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:12pm

    That explains why you're on here, doesn't it, 7:54

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:06pm

    take the first two and last three letters of "pepperonis"

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:42pm

    Bacon's better. PIG WAR!

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:17pm

    Hahah yes that's the spirit. A status shouldn't be about an idiot boyfriend it should be what your drunk munching on.

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:08pm

    yesss bmore. and i can totally see myself doing this lmao

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:56am

    Too funny. Cracked me up.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:01pm

    aaaaaaahahahahahahaha

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:21pm

    Diabetes is like the new sex bitches

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:25pm

    1:28- just get some kind of game.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:54pm

    Tfln is for the gays

  • 43 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:03am

    This is the funniest one ever. You win!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:39pm

    Hey at least you don't have to bye extra pepparonis on your pizza