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  • 85 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:43pm

    first offf. awsome response. 2nd. im pretty sure its "hello" =)

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:07pm

    11:16 and 11:56, go fuck your mothers, thats hilarious.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:07pm

    hahahahahhaha my friend does the same exact thing

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:35am

    I want to have a friend like this!

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:31pm

    1:11, youre an idiot. the first text means nothing the person was just too wasted. the funny part is the response text.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:38pm

    i'm shocked at how many people on here don't understand that, 1:31. wait, no. no, i'm not.

  • 50 42
    Submitted by girrr453 on Sep 26, 10 at 11:21pm

    I don't get it

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:32pm

    bl l w. if you switch it to bl w l...then i would call it bud light with lime.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:41am

    Blue Law (n.) a statute regulating work on Sundays There is nothing else on the English language that fills in the blanks.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:25am

    Text: Win 11:16: Fail

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:10pm

    are people retarded? the text may not even mean anything but drunken fingers hitting random keys the guys joke is the funny part not the first texts you idiots... i feel bad for the people saying its not funny cause they clearly don't get the joke and look stupid

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:20pm

    1:31 & 1:28, now that you eplained it all, it is hilarious. Its still retarded, Douchebag!!

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:20pm

    very funny. sad that people aren't smart enough to recognize the humor

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:08pm

    Haha us silly NJ people

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:53pm

    this one is hillarious. great response

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:34am

    awesome text!! a true blue tfln, yay!

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:46am

    Man, whoever the second texter is, call me.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:17pm

    could have been going for 'blow me' or something, but horribly messed it up?

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:36pm

    People who don't think this is funny obviously have not evolved past toilet humor.

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:31am

    hahah great response!

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:38pm

    it's when the joke has to actually be explained, is when all humour is taken out of it. thanks to all you retards for not getting it, hahaha

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:13pm

    Funniest one I've seen in a while. (201) wins.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:38pm

    fart jokes are always funny

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:31pm

    12:18 urban dictionary

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:24pm

    "bl | w" I'm going for "black or white" since " | " means or in logic...or this fucker was simply wasted.

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:27pm

    this is why i have to stop reading these at work... i laugh too damn hard and my boss will start to suspect my slacking-offness

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:56am

    hey 11:16 you must be really uninteresting or half retarded if you don't think that Wheel of Fortune reference is not funny.

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:44am

    11:16 shouldn't you be joining a cult? They generally don't have senses of humor, so you'd fit right in.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:40am

    ^^^ i guess i am too bc im confused

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:37am

    i must be mildly retarded-- can someone fill in the blanks?

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:22pm

    this is the most glorious tfln ive ever read.

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:56am

    This really isnt funny at all, you have down syndrome.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:08pm

    11:44 i totally agree. these people must be jehovah's witnesses or something. then they wouldnt ever get drunk and try to test, know any drunk people, or watch TV so they don't know what wheel of fortune is. what a horrible life to live that way...

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:35pm

    12:18 guaranteed. Which for the 11:16s out there is WHY these texts ARE so funny

  • 48 70
    Submitted by JockeyGirl on Mar 29, 10 at 7:04am

    Haha that's cute XD

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:08pm

    This is funny. Like actually laugh out loud funny. Anybody who doesn't think so must not get the reference.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:52pm

    bl l w = blacklight low wattage? Raver emergency!

  • 58 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:05pm

    Best text I've read all day.

  • 59 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:43pm

    I was thinking along the lines of 12:32. Bud light lime Wins or something like that. couldnt figure out the W. and if he's drunk, it should probabaly have to do with alcohol. lol.

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:52am

    Haha, people not getting this have apparently never gotten smashed and tried to text people. Or been on the receiving end of a smashed text.

  • 56 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:00pm

    its not funny cuz it doesnt make sense regardless and jersey smells like anus

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:30pm

    love the response so funny :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:18pm

    Not one person on here even knows what the first text says. Guaranteed.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:28am

    AHAHHAHAHA. this ones great.

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:24pm

    whoever 201 is, i love you.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:07pm

    LOL, this was great!

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:10pm

    12:07 you're a smelly douchebaguette

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:52am

    This is quite hilarious. I love the responses that make it perfect(:

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:22am

    it's a riot 11.16, you're just not taking the right drugs

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12am

    Hahaha, this person's my hero!

  • 29 50
    Submitted by iamabanana on Sep 23, 10 at 10:18pm

    This is so funny I cried.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:21am

    That made my morning. Go NJ!

  • 31 57
    Submitted by buck06 on Nov 7, 11 at 7:24pm

    my response to drunk unintelligible texts now

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:49pm

    blOw!! must've pressed 5 instead of 6 on the third letter

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:06pm

    Not funny, you're a douche.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:23pm

    7:00 even though jersey DOES smell like anus, it is funny high-five 7:10

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:04pm

    "Anonymous said... This is not even close to funny July 14, 2009 11:16AM" what are you....a robot? blue law is a crime against humanity

  • 46 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:16am

    This is not even close to funny

  • 37 76
    Submitted by baseballisgay on May 4, 10 at 10:41pm

    What's this mean?

  • 37 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:27pm

    wait, theres humor on this sight? *gasp!*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:56pm

    wheel watchers!! woot woot!

  • 43 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:52am

    I would imagine rather than blanks they're just the wrongs keys pressed.

  • 40 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:27am

    best response ever, hahaha!