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  • 77 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:43pm

    FUCKK THATT SHITTT!!!! I DRIVE MY PT PROUDLY & THEY CALL ME HONEST ABEE MFFKERS.

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:59am

    they're so hideous, why would one buy one if given the choice?

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:09pm

    Nobody noticed the Van Wilder allusion... that's unfortunate. That means either all of you are too young, or too old. It's okay, I'd feel worse if people in my age group were calling each other were talking like you.

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:08am

    I am a proud driver of a white PT cruiser and I love that car dearly so stfu

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:42pm

    Hmmm did you know micheal scott drives a pt cruiser?!

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:33pm

    I love my pt cruiser :( awesome convertible for summer!!!!

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:47am

    Idk about the people, but my GOD; those cars are ugly. So so ugly.

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:42pm

    That's true. I'm a car salesman, trust me...

  • 51 37
    Submitted by h3li0 on Feb 7, 11 at 12:50am

    Ugliest fucking cars ever made. If you own one by choice, punch yourself.

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:14pm

    My boyfriend's ex drives one. She's a total cheating douchebag. Good advice.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:36pm

    Yeah I live in the 940 and I couldve told you that people that drive them are fucking crazy. Watch out for the one with blue headlights!

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:40am

    I used to drive one... This advice should be taken very seriously.

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:28pm

    Those are the gayest cars ever besides the mini cooper and miata

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:42pm

    Don't trust any fiddy yr old grandmas, yo.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:24am

    Two of my friends drive them. And I've always had a soft spot for the red ones 

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:35pm

    i drive one, and it's the most kick ass one there is hatin bitches

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:20am

    9:09 is too old to be on this site..

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:22am

    12:40 something about you makes me think i shouldnt trust you

  • 54 58
    Submitted by jkl6545 on May 13, 10 at 12:55am

    i drive a pt cruiser not by choice but that shit is so true

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:00am

    This is my area code.. And the day before this was posted there was a wreck on the side of the highway where a PT hit the back of another car... It makes me wonder... Lol

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:15am

    this us not true.I drive one nd if yew meet me I would make the difference.trust.me.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:51am

    I've thought this to myself many times because I work with a PT-driver, and he is a TOTAL douchebag.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:37pm

    I drive one. Everyone calls it the Party Time Cruiser because even tho they're ugly ass cars, you can still use it like a party bus. They are surprisingly roomy. Lol.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:26pm

    I have one, there are few cars that you can flip down the back seat and make a little sweet love to your honey anywhere! Pop open the trunk and a great view is born!

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:27am

    pt's are the ugliest fucking cars

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:44pm

    Haha, I drive a cruiser. It's my mom's and I fricking hate it.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:40am

    Only a loser drives a PT Loser...

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:24pm

    Agreed people who drive them are duche bags

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:48pm

    I don't have a pencil

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:54pm

    My bitch of a boss, and 2 of my slut exes drive pt cruisers. Great fuckin advice!!

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:55pm

    Sound advice followed by "write that down" = douchenozzle.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:48pm

    Oh Wichita Falls, you're so silly.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:51pm

    640...not clever at all.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:11am

    never trust a teenage girl who drives a lincoln

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:59am

    Fuck you! I drive a PT Cruiser you asshole!

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:25am

    2:11 hasthe best advice.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:54pm

    Never EVER trust anyone who doesn't like dogs! You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:36pm

    you're a douche... 21... I win

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:05pm

    in soviet Russia, Pt cruisers don't trust their drivers

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:35pm

    Hey all first poster here, disregard my previous post. I suck cocks

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:13am

    Oh yes. My dance instructor drives one. I duck where ever I c one. Salt life. Keep tht in mind.

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:28pm

    It's not funny because the car sucks, it's funny because of the reference ti Van WIlder

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:00pm

    I don't get it. It is not funny because I myself drive a PT Cruiser and am an honest person. PTs are the shit. -Jeff

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:13pm

    9:42, I can't imagine they developed an independent platform for it. It's what, a gussied up Neon?

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:53am

    Dude. No joke, people in pt cruisers are fucking crazy.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by inblue4 on Jul 15, 11 at 3:54pm

    Haha!! Epic, way to use Memento in real life!! I don't think a lot of people will get that.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:13am

    flat tire from drifting?

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:45pm

    Lmfao!!! My step dad drives one of those and he's an ex marine abusive douchebag. Beat advice ever!