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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..

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(863): View more from Florida

I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good

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(702): View more from Nevada

the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!

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(702): View more from Nevada

You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(702): View more from Nevada

is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?

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(334): View more from Alabama

This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat

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