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  • 96 59
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:41am

    I think once the money has exchanged hands you pretty much have to do as he requested or risk getting pimp slapped across your mouth.

  • 80 61
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:37am

    Rule: When you take requests, eventually someone will ask to see your feet. No exceptions. (Also I hope you did an Italian accent when u said that.)

  • 57 51
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 8:59pm

    As the song says : put it in yer mouth!

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Stimofo on Aug 4, 10 at 7:08pm

    Super Mario Balls LMAO

  • 49 47
    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Aug 5, 10 at 2:47am

    So does that mean his balls look and smell like a spicy meatball? Sick...I will never look at meatballs the same again.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by JillyX on Aug 4, 10 at 3:55pm

    Of course that's from 512

  • 51 56
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 8:06pm

    you're taking requests and he didn't ask to put it in your ass. What an idiot

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 3:47pm

    Keep Austin weird??

  • 54 67
    Submitted by txstate on Aug 31, 10 at 5:38pm

    Bahahaha! That's how we do it in the ATX!

  • 46 51
    Submitted by theseagle on Aug 4, 10 at 8:52pm

    Omg that's hillarious

  • 49 60
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 4, 10 at 2:52pm

    Tell him you'll do it only if he sings "Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is" afterwards.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by dak5432 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:43am

    @TheRuleBook... You forgot rule 726, when accepting the request to say a faux/cliche Italian saying you must say it with said faux/cliche Italian accent. No exceptions.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by showitup on Aug 4, 10 at 1:42pm

    Show me what nine zero. Three seven 8 zero 9 five 13

  • 42 54
    Submitted by squibkick on Aug 4, 10 at 9:07pm

    You should have yelled "But Luigi? Whatsa matta wit ya balls? They so small."

  • 47 65
    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:23pm

    I love TheRuleBook!!! Ur my hero!!

  • 34 47
    Submitted by EuroPeein on Aug 5, 10 at 2:18pm

    This post made my day!!! I first read it with the accent and everything! Hilarious

  • 38 55
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 4, 10 at 11:30am

    Snore

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Heckert415 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:28pm

    Haha that's funny

  • 34 53
    Submitted by redevilmuahah on Aug 4, 10 at 11:28am

    last

  • 36 60
    Submitted by bittles123 on Aug 9, 10 at 6:21am

    Lol!