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  • 85 63
    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 7, 10 at 3:10pm

    And you wondered how he gave you Godly orgasms with a condom on.

  • 64 60
    Submitted by highistwowords on Aug 7, 10 at 4:03pm

    I'm going to hell on business class, you get free sandwiches

  • 67 67
    Submitted by scum_bag on Aug 7, 10 at 2:41pm

    Hey maybe he was making sure they get blessed and they don't break or fail.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by redstrip2010 on Aug 7, 10 at 4:13pm

    Religious people are the biggest pervs

  • 59 58
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 7, 10 at 3:00pm

    If we are all going to hell in a handbasket, it's people like us who are packing the sandwiches.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 7, 10 at 2:32pm

    id prefer escalator.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by thatguy117 on Aug 7, 10 at 4:12pm

    Satan recently switched to a big hole in the ground that swallows you. Everybody is trying to save on their power bills in this economy.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by laxxamillion on Aug 8, 10 at 6:17am

    Killer quote about stairs or elevator!!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by raerae24 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:15am

    Jeff, where art thou I don't get the text explain it to meeeeeee

  • 60 83
    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 7, 10 at 10:14pm

    Condoms in a Bible. That's so paradoxical.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Nasty on Aug 7, 10 at 2:17pm

    Fun times.