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  • Submitted by MollyB on Feb 24, 10 at 9:38pm

    Bullshit, but funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:15pm

    First bitches

  • Submitted by kissmyasss on Feb 24, 10 at 9:26pm

    So much for your manhood. Not that you had tons to begin with anyways.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:17pm

    Im confused.. is it supposed to be a cool thing that you sit on this website and respond to every text first? That's so wierd..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:34am

    Funny as fuck lol. Fuck u haters

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 4:18am

    ahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:07am

    really 12:03? are you really that dumb?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:48am

    Classic mix up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:47pm

    This is so fake it hurts

    • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 25, 10 at 3:52am

      You're so stupid it hurts.

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    Submitted by kissmekatex3 on Aug 8, 10 at 6:07pm

    my mom did the exact same thing!

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    Submitted by BigFuckinDaddy on May 16, 10 at 4:37pm

    Haha bitches

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    Submitted by sincerleytyra on May 22, 10 at 4:17pm

    all Philly shit :) !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:04pm

    Hahahhahahahahahahahahah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:17am

    Yes 12:03, yes it is... you're dumb

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    Submitted by bwaw on Mar 2, 10 at 11:29pm

    Awesome mom haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:50am

    Rofl

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    Submitted by Kristian081 on Dec 28, 10 at 2:59am

    Hahaha!

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    Submitted by dhickma on Mar 16, 10 at 1:59pm

    Well it is true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:40pm

    I love the "Philly, the asshole of PA" comments. Stop fooling yourself and go back to your boring ass city in the middle of boring ass PA. Without Philly, PA wouldn't be on the fucking map

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:47am

    Lmao funny as hell! And 12:03 you're a dumbass

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    Submitted by softball1197 on Mar 7, 10 at 10:57am

    Ya that's happened to me except it was my older brother on our trip to San Francisco to visit our aunt and we were about to have sex and he walks in with a girl and apparently the dude I was with was her older brother isn't that wierd!

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Feb 25, 10 at 4:29pm

    Win!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:19pm

    That's so awesome

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    Submitted by dcas77 on Mar 18, 10 at 5:49am

    That's hilarious although sucks for you!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:59pm

    6:42...AMEN

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    Submitted by jesters744 on Jan 27, 11 at 10:38pm

    That's so fucking stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:23pm

    your mom just made my day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:42pm

    Ha I bet when she walked away she even laughed damn what songs don't black people make damn I love American idol so many fuck ups

  • Submitted by swankly on Feb 25, 10 at 1:42pm

    hahahaha that is awesome

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:53am

    Why the fuck is this so funny?! I love TFLN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:02am

    2:33 op= original poster

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:32pm

    Why is it fake cause ur mom would be different maybe his mom is just mad chill

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:07am

    Thank you

  • Submitted by springfieldsux on Feb 24, 10 at 9:32pm

    Is your mom Jewish?

  • Submitted by BetterNightsAhoy on Mar 5, 10 at 12:36pm

    Mom 1 you 0

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 4:20am

    I love this! lmao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:58pm

    Either you have a tight mom or you're a douche who likes to make up texts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:17pm

    I would love it if my mom did that with me. She'd flip shit.

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    Submitted by viperzoom72 on Nov 14, 10 at 10:01am

    If that happened to me I'd butt fuck my girlfriend so she can't sit for a week right in front of my mom

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 8:06pm

    Haha fake or not still funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:25am

    12:03, you're a dumbass

  • Submitted by Hawk007 on Feb 25, 10 at 12:15am

    sounds like my mom.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:34am

    1203 you're such a dumbass.

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    Submitted by noshatsherlock on Mar 14, 10 at 12:41am

    Fake. This sounds an awful like another one a while back...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:09am

    If that's real that's an awesome mom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:26am

    12:03. Are you retarded? That's why it was funny. His mom was quoting that guy.

  • Submitted by fairydust on Feb 24, 10 at 9:26pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by IPN_Showers on Feb 24, 10 at 9:21pm

    Penis. Just penis.

  • Submitted by grandma_moses on Feb 24, 10 at 10:17pm

    Stay classy, Philadelphia.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:43pm

    Sounds fake

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    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 16, 11 at 8:12am

    Lmao!

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    Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 13, 10 at 5:11am

    your mom is so legit

  • Submitted by Marino on Mar 22, 10 at 11:10pm

    Philly area what's good

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 3:41pm

    Wow hunny I hardly doubt that ur mom said that hunny two words for you GET REAL

  • Submitted by sheepye on Feb 25, 10 at 4:18am

    That's fuckin epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:58pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:04pm

    Effing score mom!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:55pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by crazydave420 on Feb 25, 10 at 3:20pm

    I am so proud of newtown

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      Submitted by mike_favs on Mar 7, 10 at 2:20am

      i love newtown!!!! i hang there all the time!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:47pm

    Texts from these nuts

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    Submitted by Connor22 on Feb 28, 11 at 10:06pm

    Ohh shit baad memories

  • Submitted by spicyweiner on Feb 25, 10 at 3:18am

    Fuck that guy who sung that song, he supports a cop killer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:37am

    1:58 looooool

  • Submitted by xXLelaXx on Feb 24, 10 at 11:07pm

    Win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:54pm

    ahahahha I wrote this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:18pm

    Fake but funny as hell reguardless

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    Submitted by boarderoo on Jun 18, 10 at 6:48pm

    Does your mom happen to be mr t?

  • Submitted by loolapalooza on Feb 25, 10 at 8:24am

    Hahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:23pm

    Philly, the asshole of PA.

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    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 5:31am

    Another reason why you don't bring parents to the internet...it's very, very serious business.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:56pm

    Love.

  • Submitted by spook4563 on May 4, 10 at 1:02am

    Pants on the ground, pants on the ground! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:28pm

    First! Hilarious!

    • Submitted by kissmyasss on Feb 24, 10 at 9:29pm

      you failed here. Which means probably at life too...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:40pm

    Agree with 1130

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:17am

    12:03 you are a fucking dumdass

  • Submitted by jess020 on Feb 24, 10 at 10:23pm

    if your mom honestly said that, I wish that was my mom..

  • Submitted by jessassin on Mar 17, 10 at 12:51am

    That's from American idol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:33am

    this made me laugh! finally!!! thanks op?? btw wats op?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:41pm

    best mom ever!<3

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    Submitted by Leigh83 on May 16, 11 at 8:56pm

    My mom caught me and my boyfriend banging in the hot tub, opens the window and says "I have to clean that thing out you know" closed the window and walked away. And never said another word about it. I was 17

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:23am

    Wow 12:03. Try not to forget how to breathe. Well nevermind. Natural selection should take its course.

  • Submitted by brebarbie on Mar 12, 10 at 3:37pm

    Lmao love it

  • Submitted by brian4376 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:57am

    i call shenanigans!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:16pm

    HHajajahaha hilarious and from Philly.. I love this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:58am

    Wow 1203 seriously?

  • Submitted by jtplr on Feb 25, 10 at 12:16am

    Dislike

  • Submitted by Soreny on Feb 24, 10 at 9:17pm

    Second!

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    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 8:07pm

    my mom wouldve said that to me too..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:18pm

    SmnsjshhrhejehuiiqqqqquwbaNM

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:00pm

    WIN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:14am

    YEEEESSSSSss!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:17pm

    It mom was AT my house so this is fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:15pm

    Hooollyyy shit your mom wins best parent of the year award

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:12pm

    I smell lies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:35pm

    Totally lol'd.

  • Submitted by nomiomiollie on Mar 12, 10 at 2:06pm

    12:03 hahahah, dumb as hell!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:40am

    This would happen. This is like my mom exactly. Hahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:56pm

    Tosh.0 ripoff.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:32pm

    Your mom is awesome and my new hero

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    Submitted by xToxic on Dec 29, 11 at 2:27am

    Gross with two girls I'm a girl wanna have sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:29pm

    Pics or it didn't happen.

  • Submitted by ahkdar on Feb 24, 10 at 9:17pm

    Just no

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    Submitted by mrazek88 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:56am

    Score!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:44pm

    Hahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:27pm

    Good lord have you no shame?! If I were your parent I would have a stern punishment for you. Richard Arthurs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:19pm

    ahahahhahahhah

  • Submitted by chrispobatisbad on Mar 16, 10 at 7:41pm

    You suck cock kid

  • Submitted by dillon on Mar 2, 10 at 8:11pm

    Lololol nice 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:30pm

    Fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:26am

    Fake. This would never happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:20pm

    Ahhh cockblocked by your own mom lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:22am

    When my mom walked in on me and my new girlfriend who I'd just lost my virginity to, she screamed that we were "all a bunch of whores" and demanded that I prove I was using a condom (I was holding a pillow in front of me) by taking it off my dick and showing it to her!

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    Submitted by natty24 on May 25, 12 at 2:07am

    The idiot that sang that was wearing a button that said "Free Troy Davis". A convicted murderer of a police officer in Atlanta. Fuck everything about that piece of shit.

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    Submitted by HolyMunzilla on Mar 16, 11 at 8:04pm

    Philly!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:53pm

    Hahhhahahahahahaa that is so fucking funny

  • Submitted by britnicol6 on Feb 25, 10 at 8:07am

    This is just plain amazing

  • Submitted by DONT_ASK on Jun 11, 10 at 11:33am

    Probably didn't happen.... But that would have been great if it did. Wow. "Mom.... Get the hell OUT!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:03am

    FAKE!! That's a line from American Idol. Lame

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      Submitted by SpacemanLolz on Mar 23, 10 at 11:39pm

      I just lolled so hard

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      Submitted by Raychh on Sep 12, 10 at 10:23am

      thats the joke dickwad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:18pm

    Hahaha