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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:32pm

    He could be saying it to his daughter... Why you motherfuckers gotta be hating so much about every damn fucking text. If you don't like it get the fuck off the website you little cocksuckers. Xoxo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:27pm

    Well, I AM a parent and I'm high as a mother fucker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:18pm

    I smoke with my parents all the time. You people are fucking retarded.

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      Submitted by AL3XMAR5 on May 31, 11 at 5:15am

      PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ADOPT ME!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:35pm

    may not be fake. my mom texted me from the living room that she could smell the reek of pot and to please febreeze

  • Submitted by whyyyy on Feb 27, 10 at 2:26pm

    it would smell like gas because the little brother probably doesn't know what the smell is exactly so gas is what he thought of. And also, I would assume the "XOXO" from the dad kind of as being sarcasm

  • Submitted by kissmyasss on Feb 27, 10 at 2:41pm

    You know, not all parents condemn smoking weed. Just because your parents either don't know you do it, or punish you because you do, not all parents are like that. Mine used to laugh at me for it. They never cared. This is something my father would send to me actually...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:50pm

    I told both of my parents the day after I smoked weed for the first time. My parents have always been chill about that because they were smoking themselves when they were younger.

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    Submitted by mrbyankee on Mar 2, 10 at 10:33pm

    Best dad ever!

  • Submitted by jd0539 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:55am

    Far better than what my dad used to do: "oh, you're smoking?" and finish my bowl...

  • Submitted by Scorpio82 on Feb 27, 10 at 4:00pm

    Best Dad Ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous3981 on Feb 27, 10 at 7:57pm

    Best. parent. ever.\nThis can totally be real. I have friends with parents like that.

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    Submitted by 82797 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:42pm

    Sounds like what my dad would say

  • Submitted by Skilled_Impulse on Feb 27, 10 at 3:45pm

    Haha I love 232's comment

  • Submitted by kaylarw11 on May 27, 10 at 12:28am

    I love Erie county. =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 5:48pm

    I've smoked with parents before and my parents don't care that I smoke..so this could be real. Not all parents have a stick up their asses.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 4:30am

    I want that dad!!!

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    Submitted by bestueverhad on Mar 22, 11 at 12:40am

    Ever think that shit on the internet could possibly happen more than once? It's funny, get over it

  • Submitted by italiano991 on Mar 8, 10 at 2:54am

    I'm surprised this isn't in the woodlands

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:49pm

    My dad says xoxo in every text he sends me haha so this could be real.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:49am

    Fake

  • Submitted by ataira on Feb 28, 10 at 8:18pm

    I think my dad sent me a text almost exactly like that when I was 14, cept it was more like "Your brother just came up to me trying to get you grounded because the downstairs reeks of weed. Plz burn incense. Love Dad."

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    Submitted by boostitorjunkit on May 25, 10 at 8:21pm

    haha i smoke wit my mom all the time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous3981 on Feb 27, 10 at 7:55pm

    Best. parent. ever.\nThis can totally be real. I have friends with parents like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:00pm

    Yeah I've smoked with my parents before. They grew up on the 60's and weed I just not that big of a deal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:27pm

    If I was your dad I would be smoking that weed with you

  • Submitted by Iddy on Mar 3, 10 at 10:13pm

    I love your dad!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 5:42pm

    Why in God's name do you haters think this is fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:55pm

    So damn fake. It's not Even logical.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:30pm

    3:14 FTW--whose shit smells like gas? Get a new dealer

  • Submitted by jaimeaeryk98 on Aug 12, 10 at 6:33pm

    Ahh, how I love living in the 814. CAMBRIA COUNTY FTW!!!

    • Submitted by thedankestman on Aug 20, 10 at 2:48am

      I LIVE IN THE 814! thats crazzyyyy

  • Submitted by chrispobatisbad on Mar 16, 10 at 7:43pm

    Fucking pot heads

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:33am

    And it's irresponsible. Go to school.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:05pm

    Awesome!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:40pm

    Man, 2:32, you really cut us deep there. Ouch.

  • Submitted by IAmStoned on Mar 15, 10 at 12:28am

    God damn does it matter if it's fake or not?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:40am

    Fail, win, and fake.

  • Submitted by always420 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:03am

    I blaze with my pops everyday

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    Submitted by jaimeaeryk98 on Sep 4, 10 at 1:30pm

    @thedankestman hells yeahs! How do I make a comment appear under someone else's like you did?

  • Submitted by Jtyga on Feb 28, 10 at 9:24pm

    It smelled lis gas cuz it was diesel son haha \nThat's real to all u guys whose parents don't care

  • Submitted by obie527 on Feb 28, 10 at 5:35am

    FAKE

  • Submitted by soonerbred83 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:13pm

    have a similar story went to my friends dads wedding he gave his son and me and his friends an ounce of weed the night of wedding gotta love an understanding parent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 4:53pm

    I wish I had your dad! Fucking awesome

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    Submitted by zomgitsdaddy on Jul 27, 10 at 1:01pm

    I love this text, real or fake, this is gonne be me as a father. Hey at least they're staying home.

  • Submitted by SmokyMcPot on Feb 27, 10 at 1:59pm

    why would it smell like gas?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:27pm

    This is fucking stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:09am

    Hahahahhahaha

  • Submitted by 9021ho on Mar 6, 10 at 4:34am

    My favorite love sarcastic patents

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:34pm

    Haha my friends mom came upstairs right after we smoked weed and asked if we had been smoking. We said no and then started laughing hysterically. She totally believed it

  • Submitted by lolwhat on Feb 27, 10 at 2:26pm

    I agree with randy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:14pm

    My shit better smell like a skunk got loose, fuck a bunch of gasoline weed. Nastiness!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 4:05am

    @ 5:48, same here

  • Submitted by Amepkloia on Mar 2, 10 at 12:18pm

    So fake, but an awesome idea..

  • Submitted by shookums on Feb 28, 10 at 11:05pm

    Only in the 814

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 12:00am

    This could be real. I know kids who smoke weed with their parents.

  • Submitted by samthegirl on Feb 27, 10 at 1:26pm

    Fake i'd assume

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      Submitted by thedankestman on Aug 20, 10 at 2:50am

      no fake at all. tell me how

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 4:52pm

    kinda stupid seeing as smoke rises, so it'll rise from the basement and still stink. good ol dad shoulda just said open a window or something. lolz

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 16, 10 at 12:21pm

    Dad??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:07pm

    Wow. Really.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:32am

    go dad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:50pm

    my dad would do the same thing haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:26pm

    First

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 27, 10 at 1:31pm

    Jesus fucking christ can they stop with this trend of posting fake texts from parents already?

    • Submitted by Lauren26 on Feb 27, 10 at 1:38pm

      you don't know that this is fake! my mom says stuff like this all the time. not the weed part but other embarrassing things + "love mom"

    • Submitted by PGG on Feb 27, 10 at 3:21pm

      This is very well from State College, or more specifically, penn state. If this legitimately came from anywhere in the US, it'd be here.

  • Submitted by Ronaldlover67 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:18am

    I fell off my chair laughing. WIN.

  • Submitted by an0nma on Mar 5, 10 at 2:17am

    Potentially real. Way funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:33pm

    Hahahahha nice

  • Submitted by amandahuggensxo on Mar 1, 10 at 1:01am

    Why would he say your little brother and not the kids name.. FAKE

  • Submitted by jaimeaeryk98 on Aug 12, 10 at 6:31pm

    @PGG is Penn State even in the 814? Cuz I live in the 814 and Penn State is nowhere close to where I live!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:47am

    Wow, all this my parents are the same way. Great parenting...is it too late to use a coat hanger?

    • Submitted by kissmyasss on Feb 28, 10 at 1:26pm

      on you, they probably should've. Hopefully you're an only child...

  • Submitted by stoner420 on Mar 5, 10 at 5:29am

    my friends mom used to bake us cookies while we smoked then she would fabreeze for us while we ate the cookies! she was totally a milf too

  • Submitted by golightly on Feb 27, 10 at 2:03pm

    XOXO? ew dad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:24pm

    Dont hate me but first !:D

    • Submitted by Lauren26 on Feb 27, 10 at 1:27pm

      nope, still hate ya!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:24pm

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:15pm

    I mean, I just feel that a father wouldn't say "xoxo", unless maybe he's a homosexual pretending to be a heterosexual.

    • Submitted by Megrathea42 on Feb 28, 10 at 2:43am

      A father might say that to his daughter, or to be PA, or maybe the dad is homosexual, no pretenses.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:15am

    Unresponsible