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  • 96 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:45pm

    The way the text is written, sounds quite heroic (not to mention awesome for anyone in the church).

  • 95 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:25pm

    Um, that text? Story of my life. Also, 11:22? Your friend = my new BFF.

  • 83 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:18pm

    Yeah. The AMERICAN bible. Sponsored by NASCAR and Hooters. Fits in yer back pocket and only has three chapters: Genesis, Something-Something, and Revelations.

  • 89 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:07pm

    Jesus was a tit freak. Says so right in the bible.

  • 81 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:22pm

    my dear friend's ex is a bible thumnping piece of crap. he always yells at her that her tshirt is too low cut and makes him want to sin so she needs to change her clothes when hes around. so when she went to pick her kids of from wednesday church class. she saw him hanging on this sunday school teacher..at church!! so she did just what she texted me. i didnt get the first text explaining why--just this one. and that is why shes my best friend! lol

  • 87 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:30pm

    I have got to know the story behind this one...

  • 81 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:20pm

    trying to make a groom jealous?

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:11pm

    Way to do the walk of shame on a Sunday...

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:02am

    The bible thumper is a douche but I'm not impressed by your friend. I doubt anyone else is either. Including him. Like pulling your shirt down has any effect on non virgin guys....

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:09pm

    haha i do this, xept i dont go to church

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:31pm

    who would wear a t-shirt to a wedding?

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:59pm

    my bet is the whole jealousy thing. lol you seem pretty proud though, so it's all good. more power to you (:

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:18pm

    this is all types of wonderful.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:03am

    I dunno 12:02 tits are tits also if he's a big enough bible thumper or a big enough fuckface(and it sounds like he's both) he probablly is a virgin

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:38am

    i defintely sent this text. and this is my area code. hahahahahah

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:37pm

    "who would wear a tshirt to a wedding??" It never said it was a wedding.

  • 35 38
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 11, 12 at 7:20am

    Bahaha its not her low top that makes him want to sin, its his goddamn hormones and human nature!