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  • Submitted by visage on Mar 4, 10 at 7:48pm

    Look up Hank from Howard Stern... He is dead now, but that midget was always hammered!

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    Submitted by railstop on Jul 18, 10 at 12:49am

    I saw a midget fall off a barstool after drinking 5 shots.

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    Submitted by starstruck on Mar 4, 10 at 5:10pm

    Demetri Martin joke.

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    Submitted by sooperfreek69 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:01pm

    this midget came to my party and passed out in a ditch after one beer.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 10:53am

    It's actually so easy... This midget comes into the bar I work in and he smashes piss, gets absolutely wasted and cruises around hitting on bitches

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    Submitted by UrsaWork on Mar 4, 10 at 11:29pm

    One of my teachers is actually a midget, and I live in this area code. Maybe if I buy him a 40 of beer I can get him wasted enough to give me an A in the class.

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    Submitted by mainerchick on Mar 5, 10 at 1:34am

    haha! this is pretty funny!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 8:11pm

    All midgets are lightweights, they aren't the same size as regular humans

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    Submitted by lildego1990 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:24am

    I thought this was good

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    Submitted by Katharos72 on Jul 22, 11 at 1:00pm

    I think that's the point of midgets xD

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    Submitted by xsaint on Mar 4, 10 at 1:08pm

    the comments are funnier than this post

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    Submitted by pstrong9 on Mar 4, 10 at 11:20pm

    I don't know, Wee Man could probably out drink every member on TFLN

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    Submitted by rawrskidrawr on Mar 4, 10 at 4:12pm

    You don't see the triangle on here very much...go NC.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 10:55am

    This is definitely a Demitri Martin joke. Best comedian EVER.

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    Submitted by shortay88 on Mar 8, 10 at 12:49am

    i am what you would say a midget, i can drink more than a lot of my friends. unless they have never drank b4, it really has to do with the person

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    Submitted by fool on Mar 4, 10 at 8:17am

    What are the mods smoking? These posts have gotten Terrible.

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    Submitted by zeromidget on Mar 6, 10 at 1:42am

    Someones talking about me again... I just know it...

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    Submitted by pothead1 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:50am

    They are smokin weed. u happy? u sinicle prick