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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:46pm

    It's like you suddenly get this urge to poop and then you go and it just sliiiiiiides right on out. It's like aaaaah relief! And the you don't cramp as bad after either. Amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:50pm

    I'm pooping right now. Thank you, iPhone.

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      Submitted by marijuanette on Nov 12, 11 at 4:52pm

      As am I! Thank you, laptop!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:28am

    No need for racist retards! And finally guys get a glimpse of what b.s we go through. And believe me even Megan Fox poops and has her period with all the nasty blood clots etc. There is nothing wrong with having this on here. There are all kinds of txts about cumming on ppl and telling us we should swallow. Cum is thick and slimy and tastes nasty so shut the fuck up!

    • Submitted by lalalalalalala on Feb 19, 10 at 2:22pm

      and you can choose when to cum! can't choose when you gotta poop or period :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:22pm

    Honestly I fucking hate it. Too much going on at one time! Terrible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:24pm

    In soviet russia poop mass texts you about its period

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:11pm

    Amen....thank you, I am not the only one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:15pm

    Girl, that's the truth :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:57pm

    it's hard to admit but thi is SO true. it feels 10x better.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:22pm

    WTF is up with whoever keeps saying things about Soviet Russia???

  • Submitted by Anonym00se on Feb 18, 10 at 11:11pm

    You had me at feces & blood....You had me at feces & blood!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:14am

    I feel like my ovaries are going to fall out through my asshole when I take a shit on my period. No thanks. That's painful as hell.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:18pm

    So glad I'm a guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:06pm

    Hahahaha one of the best

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:59pm

    In soviet russia you all shut the fuck up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:16pm

    Girl, that's the truth ;) and we all poop, people.

  • Submitted by grammar_slut on Feb 18, 10 at 11:51pm

    My best friends and I are always talking about period poops. I'm so glad to know we're not crazy now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:55pm

    I am so confused an scared.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:25pm

    This is amazing and totally true, I take the best dumps the first day of my period. And all the guys saying this is disgusting can grow some balls and accept the fact that girls discuss their shits too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:24pm

    Fuck soviet Russia

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:23pm

    Stay classy Monterey Bay

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:06am

    I was just having this thought not even a day ago. It makes the pressure go away and I like it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:10pm

    Fake. Girls don't poop.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:18am

    Not only did she mass text it but she probably put it as her Facebook status as well. Her Farmville buddies will never think of her in the same way again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:54pm

    It does just come right out! :) But I agree, it is too much going on at once...you don't need all that poo when blood is also evacuating your vagina!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:19am

    It's like it all just waits until period time and then releases. Truly the best ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:02am

    1030 youre drunk 1042 youre fucked and I agree with the text and I'm not an ugly fat bitch (:

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:59am

    This is sexy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:21pm

    10:42 what the fuck, talk about a red wing girl version of a blumpkin. nasty as a mother fucker.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:51am

    Hilarious!! That's so embarrassing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:58am

    I heart period poops.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:23am

    8=====D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:17pm

    Hot girls poop strawberries and piss cream.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:53pm

    Poop ftw!

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    Submitted by ladi_kelz on Apr 25, 11 at 8:16pm

    So effin true!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:27pm

    Haha that's funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:21am

    This is disgusting...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:37am

    I think it's the cramps that makes it different.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:55pm

    LETS ALL TALK ABOUT OUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS OHKAY????!!!!

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    Submitted by Miss_Anony on Feb 19, 10 at 7:22pm

    It's gross but true. I don't go for like five days before my period, and then day one everything finally comes out. It's like my body thinks I'm going into hibernation or something. So weird.

  • Submitted by flaunn on Feb 18, 10 at 10:12pm

    yuuuuuuck!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:45pm

    Trust me, 1:25, I KNOW girls shit. I'm not a fifth grader. I know also that most people don't discuss how good their shits feel.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:24am

    I'm a girl and I don't agree. Gross. Guys will forever be grossed out by women now.

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      Submitted by Anonymous012 on Feb 20, 10 at 12:56am

      so true. there is nothing good about that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:36am

    925 is wher it's at hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:25am

    Wtf 925??? Thts mah area code This is screwd up here...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:00am

    So gross. Hot girls don't poo.

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      Submitted by Boop3 on Feb 19, 10 at 2:28am

      Wanna bet?

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      Submitted by Ela on Feb 19, 10 at 3:37pm

      Only rainbows

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:23am

    Hahah yah I so agree with this. And the person who said period farts. Those are awsome. You fart and a nice big glob of blood falls out of your vag. It feels soooo nice

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:37am

    This is fuckin gnar. No1 thinks they're the best, youmust be high off ur ass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:45am

    Most fucked up tfln ever

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:35pm

    What am I missing here? Period poops? What's so great??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:57pm

    I'm a Hott girl. I don't poop. Jk. I'm pooping as I type this. Ohhh iPhone.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:36am

    Anyone who starts a comment with "In ( any country) should be anally rapes but I bet they would enjoy it because a least the wouldn't die virgins ( not counting their hand)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:26am

    LMAO 11:59.. fucking hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:22am

    OH MY GOSH I JUST SAID THAT!!!! right there with ya.... And period farts. Aahhhhhh....

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    Submitted by idkwhathey on Feb 19, 10 at 3:16am

    it's so true!! lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:08am

    Ughh totally disagree.. Period poops are veryyy uncomfy and awkward

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:07pm

    oh that sucks dude

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:34am

    1246 way to show you are black a dumb in just a few words.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:46pm

    Are you serious? Why would you tell people abouyt your shit?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:03pm

    I agree also..first day of my cycle and I shit like no other..for me it helps the cramps and everything!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:32am

    love period poops!! it's great.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:09am

    There is no way this is real no one is stupid enough to "accidentally" send a text like this as a mass text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:21am

    I'm never having sex again. There is things I just didn't want to know, this being high up on the list

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    Submitted by Anonymous012 on Feb 19, 10 at 2:41am

    if by best you mean worst

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:38pm

    Oops

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:03pm

    This is disgusting, you people need your head checked, nobody wants to hear about your bathroom adventures!

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    Submitted by bludrim007 on Feb 19, 10 at 1:32am

    Why do people feel the need to share this shit? no pun intended..\n\nBut 925 hollaaaaaaaaaa

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:09pm

    why would u txt that? like rly?

  • 82 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:11am

    Do it then girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:35pm

    Period poops sorry I'm a dude and am not getting this.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:16pm

    Ok u ppl must not have friends because u allll kno that u have at one point sent a txt to ur friend about something like this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:53pm

    So embarrassing!

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    Submitted by 405_Mel on Feb 19, 10 at 2:36pm

    LOL. Funny as hell.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:50am

    That's a FML!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:55am

    Period poops are actually the worst ever! They make u feel so uncomfortable. Op is a dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:47am

    Seemed more observational than racist but I didn't make it. But to the point hot chicks don't poop an periods are gross. And it's not love if you don't swallow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:11pm

    In soviet Russia your rectum bleeds too

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:20am

    Ugh period shits suck...wack!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:59am

    1030 youre drunk 1042 what the fuck is wrong with you Oh and I agree with the text most def and no im not a fat ugly bitch I'm actually damn sexy my pics will prove it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:22pm

    In soviet russia girls poop their periods on you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:30am

    I love hearing about my girls shit activities!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:00am

    Hhhhooottt

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:55am

    Anyone down for some rainbow kisses?

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:20am

    They're totally AMAZING!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:26pm

    Haahhhhahah soviet

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:07am

    Never sent a txt like this, never would. More class than that! Gross!! Any guy that likes hearing about this kind of activity is a real keeper!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:30am

    Period poops and period farts are the best. So juicy and stinky. I feel bad for all men reading these comments.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:40am

    true dat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:07am

    In ancient Greece mass texts you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:05pm

    Tessa I'm not the only one =]

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:02am

    Prove it 1259 :)

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:09am

    In Germany perioid poops u in bed

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:06am

    Just like guys don't constantly shit!! Ahh hah "dip shits" has been made literal on this site by stupid mens. Period poops are esp. Icky

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:04pm

    Hahahhaha something I'd do

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:07pm

    No. They hurt. And girls do take shits. Dumbasses.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:07am

    We talked about our shits all the time in basic training. Mainly because other than training, it was the most interesting part of our day.

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:52am

    Gross. Period poops are the worst -___-

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:17pm

    11:41 I think you're a little too excited about your own feces

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:42pm

    Sorry I meant what are period poops or what's different about them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:23am

    I'm sorry but that definitely qualifies for a FML!

  • Submitted by Lauren26 on Feb 18, 10 at 11:00pm

    you people are fucked up... it really doesn't feel any different.

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:52am

    Those suck :/

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:54pm

    Meeeee toooo!

  • 74 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:53pm

    Girls don't poo sillys.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:34pm

    3:47 = hero. Gt x Shiltz x

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:06am

    Hah I didn't even mean to click back but I'm 1259 and I will prove ittt to you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:22am

    In Soviet Russia the drink drinks you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:47am

    Omfg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:47pm

    Cumming on someone is vastly different than talking about bloody vaginal discharge mixed with shit. In case you didn't know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:43am

    When guys dip it makes them poop

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:20am

    ahahaha I'm pooping too droid though no iphone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:48am

    Ummm girls don't poop? Haha totally agree with this text!

  • 68 90
    Submitted by haha3 on Jul 31, 10 at 3:59am

    I want. To. Vomit.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by SAMA2010 on Aug 6, 10 at 3:38am

    i am not alone!

  • 67 90
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Jul 22, 10 at 6:50pm

    Everybody Poops! :-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:39am

    You mean girls get the shits on their period???? Awesome!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:52am

    I only get on tfln when i take a crap, this one is taking a lot of pushes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:05pm

    2nd

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    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 2, 10 at 3:59am

    Hahahaha. Woooow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:30am

    oh shitt haha x)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:26pm

    I really like to eat out girls, in the vagina or the asshole. I guess this comment has nothing to do with the text, does it?

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    Submitted by ladiluni on Feb 19, 11 at 10:49pm

    I thought I was the only one who felt that way!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:52am

    Fine, email?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:28am

    11:56 wth is wrong with you?!?you like to eat period poops?! U dumbbbiee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:03am

    Wow 102 way to plagarize 1259 And this shit is gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:37pm

    Agreed..... They can't poop till their 40

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:32pm

    Hahaha that's one of the best mass texts I've heard. The other one involved my friend Philip a goat and three hours of crying. long story....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:05am

    That sounds hot

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    Submitted by sequioa on Feb 24, 10 at 4:23pm

    i fucking hate my area code

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:41am

    Me and my bff go into extreme detail about our poops, complete with pictures sometimes. We barely go a day without poop talk!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:56pm

    I love to eat the period poop

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:22am

    This needs to be taken off tfln ASAP

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:30pm

    Tht makes me never wanna hav sex againn.and yet ik tomorrow I won't give a ffiuccckk

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    Submitted by MisterMann on Nov 22, 11 at 11:15pm

    Ummmm, it takes a lot to gross me out...I'm ready to never hear the words poop and period EVER again. And am now completely turned off by every fucking woman out there!! Except Jenna Jamison!

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    Submitted by acegersh on Sep 25, 11 at 9:55pm

    San Ramon?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:48am

    i just fuckin threw up and u nasty ass bitches who talk about it are fat ugly sweaty bitches.... gurantedddd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:42pm

    I love shitting when I'm on my period. One time my boyfriend walked in and he didn't care. He even went down on me.