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  • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 1:25pm

    Come on, it's a futon. It's pretty much guaranteed to be the site of casual sex at some point.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 17, 10 at 1:23pm

    he needs better aim....LOL!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:46am

    It sounds like he may have had sex with the mayo. Does that break any of your precious rules?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:34am

    In soviet Russia, couch has mayo sex on you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:00pm

    Classic!

  • 95 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:05pm

    Don't fuck with a man's futon

  • Submitted by GuyFawkes on Feb 17, 10 at 2:12pm

    Futons are sacred property, man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:23pm

    Talk soup rip off

  • Submitted by mollyyyyy on Feb 17, 10 at 4:15pm

    hahaha might wanna clean up your "mayo" after your done eating it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:59pm

    In soviet russia, splooge eats you.

  • 97 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:40pm

    MINNESOTA WHOOT WHOOT

  • 87 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:27pm

    LMAO

  • 95 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:33pm

    i always hit my head on the arm rest of my boyfriend's futon :(

  • 98 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:32pm

    In soviet Russia mayo and man nougat are interchangable

  • 78 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:43pm

    Gth

  • 84 87
    Submitted by lynmy on Mar 2, 10 at 3:04pm

    yeah my friend and i just went and bought a futon after reading this.

  • 85 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:20pm

    Oh futons :)

  • 80 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:24am

    Google Sancho The Kid he from MN! DOOPPPEEEE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:51pm

    Loser