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  • Submitted by slutguts on Mar 11, 10 at 9:29am

    Yet sober enough to get through that whole txt?

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    Submitted by imnotpaige on Mar 11, 10 at 10:41am

    Strong auto correct ???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:51am

    He prob just rewrote the text when he sent it in. All a bunch a haters

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    Submitted by real1adam on Mar 11, 10 at 11:37am

    Come on guys you can type slow and coherently while drunk if you put in the time.

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      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 11, 10 at 1:39pm

      No you can't. If you're to drunk to walk up or down the stairs you are to drunk to send a completely coherent text and properly use elipses.

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    Submitted by beccar on Mar 11, 10 at 9:26am

    I never have that good of typing when that intoxicated. Hmm...

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    Submitted by AlexDeLarge on Mar 11, 10 at 5:47pm

    Burlington/Oakville rep-ing!

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    Submitted by ravishingrose on Mar 12, 10 at 11:00pm

    Whenever I drunk text I spell everything right, it's all thanks to auto-correct.

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    Submitted by guidette79 on Mar 11, 10 at 6:44pm

    good things grow in ontario!

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    Submitted by HaZal2d0uS on Mar 14, 10 at 5:02am

    Not haters, just realists...\nI'm sure we could have read a text that made half sense about this, and it would be a top10 quickly. But having it all perfect is lame.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 5:49pm

    We don't have stairs.

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    Submitted by Stephaniea on Mar 13, 10 at 4:28am

    Lmao! Awesome

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 6:02pm

    Learn the difference between "to" and "too".

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 11, 10 at 9:29am

    the recipient of the text must have been relieved.....Fail...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 10:41pm

    Tottenham Ontario reppinnnn

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    Submitted by Hoytie17 on Mar 11, 10 at 11:29pm

    Fucking funny, been there done that, good choice prob better to have staye there!

  • Submitted by t83927x on Mar 11, 10 at 2:03pm

    I personally crawled up 5 flights of metal stairs wasted. I know how hard it can be.

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    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Mar 8, 11 at 3:11pm

    Lmaaoooo :)

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    Submitted by roseannamelson on Sep 9, 10 at 4:05am

    safety first!

  • Submitted by cazzo on Mar 11, 10 at 10:07am

    Why don't you throw yourself down the steps and save society one less piece of shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 7:45pm

    Bullshit you never texted while you were too drunk

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    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 11, 10 at 2:05pm

    way too drunk to use the correct form of "to"\ncome on you illiterate n00bs, if you're gonna put it up globally get it right