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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:09pm

    Definitely a keeper

  • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 6:11pm

    Hell, I'd give that a 10 in a sport where ratings only go to 6.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:06pm

    Most epic win involving sex or tacos. EVER!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:04pm

    Sounds like something my gf would do!

    • 61 90
      Submitted by HzzRd on Feb 19, 10 at 2:36am

      lucky

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:43pm

    Bla bla bla bla "something about sex and/or sports and food" bla bla bla "I'm gonna marry him/her" blaaaaa

  • 85 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:30pm

    WIN

  • 91 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:21pm

    I want her

  • 89 85
    Submitted by Cnote on Feb 18, 10 at 8:06pm

    Nah the French judge would still deduct marks... shoulda been crépes

    • 55 75
      Submitted by Jean on Feb 18, 10 at 8:18pm

      crèpes

      • 56 84
        Submitted by Cnote on Feb 18, 10 at 11:42pm

        whatèver

        • 60 57
          Submitted by abyss on Feb 19, 10 at 10:37am

          Had to chuckle at that, nice comeback.

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:14pm

    Soo... Were the tacos good?

  • Submitted by leahhhhh on Feb 18, 10 at 6:07pm

    This is SO original. It just blew my mind

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:37pm

    This is perfect.

  • 84 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:33pm

    *masturbates vigorously*

  • 79 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:32pm

    This is too close to one posted a while back to be funny for me.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:00am

    I'm buying the ring tomorrow shit is on like 50 texts on this website. So annoying

  • 85 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:39pm

    She is like a fucking godess not just some slut but a beautiful taco making princess keep that shit forever!

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:55pm

    Hardy-har-har.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by DubbyaTeaEff on Feb 18, 10 at 10:59pm

    Damn, she stole my idea! Except I plan on making chimichangas.

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:27pm

    I love it that is so something I would do!!

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:58pm

    Hahahha so um I'm laying in bed drunk of course and i agree with this 110% put a ring on it.

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:59pm

    Lmao nice

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:04pm

    Oh gee we haven't heard this one before! SO unoriginal!!

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:50pm

    @4:55 Kinda love that comment. Calling rebound

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:40am

    My comment never got posted because I am epic.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:04am

    Epic win

  • 45 38
    Submitted by 2iPodsBitch on Mar 11, 11 at 10:01am

    Fucking awesome.

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:02am

    If she smokes da ganja too she is the ultimate woman!

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:51pm

    8:31. Where?

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:53am

    Keeper

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:04pm

    Win!

  • 64 81
    Submitted by sApPho33 on Feb 19, 10 at 4:55pm

    I read this and legitimately wondered if my boyfriend posted this. brownie points?

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:10pm

    Soviet Russian judge gives you a 0

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:22pm

    ~\o/~ a drowning man

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:21am

    So many texts that are on this site are like i'm buying the ring I'm going to propose I think I am in lobe almost all are fake

    • 57 61
      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 8, 10 at 7:30pm

      clearly youve got faith in the world.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:03pm

    Agreed; as long she has soft, smooth, sexy white girl feet, marry her!!!!!!!

    • 63 84
      Submitted by abyss on Feb 19, 10 at 10:39am

      That made me a little uncomfortable for some reason...

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:15pm

    Sooo were the tacos good?

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:35pm

    If you are upset that there are repeats-- drunk me sober me-- or I'm marrying her-- then stop being so consumed by tfln that u know this shit. Ur dumb

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Spectroz on Apr 29, 10 at 11:52pm

    ..uhm fake as fuck. haha. these kids over do these "texts"

  • 47 57
    Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 27, 10 at 2:35am

    Making berrien county proud

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:31pm

    I wanna marry here too!

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:32am

    7:34.... Agreed. Blaaahhhh

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:51pm

    Awwww that's so cute

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:54am

    10:58 is a fuckin liar. If you were drunk you wouldn't have perfect grammar. And if you did then you're not drunk enough

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Donut on Mar 23, 10 at 3:02pm

    You marry that one right now.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:13am

    Raux is epic

  • 48 71
    Submitted by patriotsman94 on Feb 24, 10 at 10:18pm

    I want this one as a shirt

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:38am

    1:21 am.... No shit

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:46pm

    Soft, smooth, sexy white girl feet??? wtf???

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:04pm

    No u make burritos

  • 43 69
    Submitted by midori on Apr 22, 10 at 10:43pm

    I would do this for my boyfriend. Then play a bit of COD

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Tequilarose on Mar 17, 12 at 3:40am

    Meh I got a ring for bisciuts and gravy. Yup best in the county right hur.

  • 46 82
    Submitted by taytay_baby_1227 on Feb 21, 10 at 11:55am

    that's frickin' EPIC!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:39am

    In soviet Russia girl gets up an makes 5 course dinner.

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:34pm

    Okay so the sex was good but more importantly were the tacos good?!

  • 47 86
    Submitted by luvisallthereis on Feb 20, 10 at 11:30am

    And the big deal is? Walking around doing anything naked after great sex is everyday living!

  • 44 92
    Submitted by mcfucker on May 26, 10 at 10:45pm

    Fuckin AWSOME

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:54pm

    You better buy the biggest fuckin ring possible