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(713): View more from Texas

just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal

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(530): View more from California

for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water

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(307): View more from Wyoming

puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.

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(907): View more from Alaska

She looks like a junkie muppet...awful

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(812): View more from Indiana

gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real

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(360): View more from Washington

Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.

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It was me.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.

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