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  • 76 29
    Submitted by DrBrian on Mar 27, 12 at 2:23pm
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    Soap on a rope!

  • 47 30
    Submitted by jokinjoe20 on Mar 27, 12 at 2:17pm
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    sure a carton of smokes or a tube of lube

    • 14 24
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 27, 12 at 3:48pm
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      they don't let you smoke in jail anymore, I was pissed!

      • 24 20
        Submitted by porksword on Mar 27, 12 at 7:08pm
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        But they still allow the anal raping so the lubes a good call.

        • 15 24
          Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 27, 12 at 8:58pm
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          WELCOME TO OZ BITCH!!

  • 34 30
    Submitted by holliepop on Mar 27, 12 at 7:24pm
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    "Going to Jail for Dummies." The title is redundant but it's a thoughtful gift.

  • 24 19
    Submitted by pitbull23 on Mar 28, 12 at 12:36pm
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    Lol. I guess you saw this post on ravens fb page yesterday too...it was funnier when she said it

    • 26 15
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 28, 12 at 1:28pm
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      Raven who? Simone, the Cosby/Disney porker?

  • 27 32
    Submitted by wAywAyofRc on Mar 27, 12 at 9:16pm
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    There drug of choice

    • 16 25
      Submitted by sleete on Apr 9, 12 at 12:37am
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      Their*

  • 19 19
    Submitted by crzyldy123 on Mar 28, 12 at 11:36pm
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    Yes, BEER!

  • 19 21
    Submitted by niceman on Mar 29, 12 at 9:43pm
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    Bring a Victoria's Secret catalogue

  • 21 26
    Submitted by rich_nasty on Mar 28, 12 at 4:09pm
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    I got some going away dome about an hour before I had to go to jail

  • 18 23
    Submitted by BOOM7 on Mar 27, 12 at 4:15pm
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    It's only his girlfriend... No worries...

  • 14 16
    Submitted by countrygirl626 on Apr 9, 12 at 9:23pm
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    Keeping classy, Virginia. Keeping it classy.

  • 2 10
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 3, 12 at 7:54am
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    Preparation H?

  • 22 50
    Submitted by Chef420 on Mar 27, 12 at 2:48pm
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    Hahahaha i had a going away to jail party for myself just last week. Twas epic.

    • 18 17
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 27, 12 at 3:49pm
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      I call bullshit, you would be in jail right now if that were the case.

      • 21 27
        Submitted by ck24 on Mar 27, 12 at 3:55pm
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        bragging about going to jail? You two are cool

      • 21 29
        Submitted by gabraham on Mar 27, 12 at 4:16pm
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        its called bail dumbass

        • 20 19
          Submitted by AkSamwise on Mar 27, 12 at 7:06pm
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          You don't get bailed out of a scheduled sentence, dumbass.

          • 17 24
            Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 27, 12 at 8:57pm
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            lmfao yea afraid he's got you there best shot woulda gone with paroled but after 2 weeks even with a reduced sentence ect processing costs wouldn't be worth 2 weeks you'd get house arrest with probation or just a gnarly fine