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  • 84 35
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 8, 11 at 5:52pm

    Nice! provided she doesn't speak French. If she does, you got yourself a kinky freak who gets turned on by convenience goods. Could still be a win. Bien joue!

  • 89 45
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Feb 8, 11 at 2:33pm

    Nice pull bro

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Taipan on Feb 8, 11 at 9:38pm

    Really wish you guys would stop patting yourselves on the back for managing to take home the same bar skank that countless guys just like you have taken home. She would've gone home with you if you'd recited it in plain English.

    • 44 36
      Submitted by theshortgirl0912 on Feb 9, 11 at 12:53am

      i'm pretty sure NOBODY CARES.

    • 36 48
      Submitted by monicamischief on Feb 9, 11 at 1:37am

      Taipan, you have really, REALLY boring life, don't you? I mean, I'm sorry about that, but there's no need to take it out on people who don't. ; )

      • 52 44
        Submitted by Taipan on Feb 9, 11 at 10:55am

        Monica, you have major, MAJOR daddy issues don't you? I mean, I'm sorry about that, but there's no sense in seeking the male affection you never got from your father from sexual partners.

    • 54 36
      Submitted by asdfljk on Feb 9, 11 at 7:53pm

      somebody sounds a little sexually frustrated. why do you give a shit what other people do with their lives? no need to start pointless drama

      • 39 55
        Submitted by Taipan on Feb 10, 11 at 12:26am

        Well it is posted on a website for everyone to read, and there is a section to comment on it, and as you can see we have the ability to comment on others' comments... looks like I'm doing what I'm supposed to.

    • 34 39
      Submitted by x_rire_x on Feb 11, 11 at 12:23am

      Quite frankly, I agree with you.

  • 51 40
    Submitted by EzTee on Feb 14, 11 at 11:12pm

    This is aight; not all that funny but definitely "aight". If you talked French to me- I would laugh at you but not f@$k you. Got lucky u did. Get tested though ;)

  • 44 31
    Submitted by DuFF12891 on Feb 14, 11 at 1:28pm

    I guess the French never put up much of a fight...

  • 42 32
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 9, 11 at 6:39pm

    Although the only thing on the list was "Condoms, extra large"

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Bleag on Feb 9, 11 at 1:30am

    Flight of the Conchords anyone?

  • 57 62
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 9, 11 at 12:06am

    That is why they call French a romance language!

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Chief1998 on Feb 9, 11 at 1:23pm

    shortgirl got that one right! nobody does care!!

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Diggity_Dawg on Feb 9, 11 at 3:49am

    Liar. She walked away when you told her that your on a all sausage diet.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by IAmShort17 on Feb 9, 11 at 8:46pm

    I'm so damn proud!