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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:05pm

    Hahahah that's hilarious. I'm a girl and I would prob embarrassed and not high five u back tho bc I would think u were making fun of me. But very funny and funny response

  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:06pm

    Fiio

  • 86 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:03am

    This text is full of win.

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:18pm

    Oh Wisconsin, you make me so proud

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:06am

    Well yeah she did! Girls will never claim their farts unless they are with friends and makes one of them throw up.. Cause that is amazing!

  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:33am

    Comment

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:54pm

    Lmao! 2:21

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:19pm

    I love all of the people going "niggas for life, fuck the crackers." any one in the 262 area knows there are maybe 6 or 7 black people around here.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:47am

    Lmao @ 1238. Took the words right out of my mouth.

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:21pm

    Poopyyyy hahahh

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:17am

    Yea seriously, the highfive was like redemption!! Dumb bitch.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:05pm

    Hahaha classyy

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:53am

    First ;)

    • 28 48
      Submitted by SexyUnicorn on Aug 29, 11 at 12:27pm

      Man, it doesn't matter what forum, or anything on the net where you can comment, there is always some motard, proudly stating they were first at posting. I usually associate that with that being, probably the only "first", said person has had in their life. I bet when someone actually plays with your "no no parts", you'll gladly yell "First!!!". And if you're a guy go, "B1tch, I jus' pwned your vageeena! Now who's the newb?!".

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:05pm

    Hahahahahahh!!!! This is so funny!!!

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:31am

    Did you swish the fart around your mouth to taste it?

  • Submitted by AlexC on Jan 28, 10 at 3:23pm

    That was the first TFLN that I've laughed at out loud in a long time.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:10am

    Hysterical.

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:15am

    Okay; if I farted in class, I'd be so embaressed. If someone offered me a high five for it, I wouldn't be anymore.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:33am

    Dddf

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:58pm

    That guys never getting laid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:20am

    In soviet russia....hi five denies you!!!

  • 72 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:22am

    This is one of the funniest texts in awhile

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:13am

    Please, that's a good response to a girl breaking the rules! Two grouchy bitches below me

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:02pm

    Omg! That is a bitch, but ur awesome for high fiving!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:37pm

    Super funny and 1238 that's freaking awesome hahaha

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:06pm

    Firstttt ks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:21pm

    Lol... Took a dump last night, and as soon as the door opened my 3yo daughter ran in to get a toy. She puked for a minute, then finally got up from the tub, smelled it and puked again! Respect my bunghole!!!

  • 44 44
    Submitted by brandon262 on Sep 4, 10 at 3:53am

    This is from whitewater. Oh I am so proud of my town. Lol

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:15am

    Hahahah I'm peeing myself picturing this happening!! Funniest txt I've seen in a whiiiile

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:04pm

    Hahahahahahaha that's so gross, yet so funny.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:08pm

    That's pretty funny shit!!! First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:06pm

    That's a bitch move. Firsties.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:00pm

    Okay 12:21 that is just hilarious. This is my brother in the future. And I would totally except the highfive!

  • 66 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:07pm

    In Soviet Russia.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:35pm

    And this is why in the south you may still be hung not that I would do such a thing....red neck for life

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:06pm

    Hahahhhah!! Love this website

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:05pm

    First

  • 56 85
    Submitted by popopopop on Jan 28, 10 at 6:51am

    Hi, there's a site similar to this one but where visitors can tell their DARKEST SECRETS :P it's http://www.whatasecret.com

  • 58 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:54pm

    Most funny tfln I have read, props to whoever had this experience haha

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:14am

    In soviet Russia girl farts you!

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:07pm

    First.

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:08pm

    First! Bitch

  • 60 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:04pm

    Fubfh

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:20pm

    Haha u shoulda farted back at her

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:00am

    If I fart during the class, the least I could do is accept a congratulatory high five What a hooker

  • 32 45
    Submitted by SexyUnicorn on Aug 29, 11 at 12:23pm

    Hahahhaa!!! That's awesome! Next time just scream "FART HIGH FIVE?!".

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:59am

    The real question is, did it stink?!

  • 38 61
    Submitted by RaquelBombshell on Mar 8, 11 at 2:37am

    HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

  • 55 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:05am

    Agreed

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:44am

    I'd kill her if I were you

  • 51 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:26pm

    11:19 dont know where u livin but down villa there is quite a bit of "diversity"

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:37pm

    This is too funny!

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:00am

    Niggggggerrrsss can't fart for shyt

  • 38 70
    Submitted by bubba92ks on Feb 20, 11 at 1:22pm

    I'm a girl and I'd probobly be embarrassed but when offered a high five it would just be straight up hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:48am

    Fart in her pussy and eat her out!

  • 51 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:31am

    I suck cock for drugs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:58am

    I like to stick baby chipmunks up my butthole

  • 21 52
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 5, 12 at 6:22am

    What a huge bitch. If you're going to openly fart in a test, at least take the high five that follows. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE EMBARRASSED.

  • 37 84
    Submitted by 7158536501 on Apr 24, 11 at 5:58am

    Wisconsin bitch ;)