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  • That will be awkward at the pharmacy.

    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 1, 10 at 11:19am
  • Firsty shouldn't have sex either. Can't have that shit spreading to the gene pool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 9:33pm
  • You should get a second opinion.

    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 1, 10 at 3:14pm
  • And the irony is, the script was for a porn movie

    Submitted by marsho on Aug 2, 10 at 9:58pm
  • Does that include anal?

    Submitted by heyychitown on Aug 1, 10 at 1:51pm
  • I'm guessing 70 people voted good night from church today and the rest of the good night votes were by accident.

    Submitted by maskedman on Aug 1, 10 at 12:36pm
  • Hey, when I was sixteen, I told my doctor I wasn't sexually active and she said "Really?", then ten minutes later she said "So no partners at all?" Apparently I just look like a whore.

    Submitted by deeminbuni on Aug 9, 10 at 7:18pm
  • MSU whore!

    Submitted by ckurt25 on Aug 1, 10 at 11:12am
  • HAHA laxxer u weren't first

    Submitted by Hobbz on Aug 1, 10 at 10:44am
  • Hmm so that must mean you'll be getting a different version of the chastity belt, but this one having an expiration clock on it for when you can have sex again. Hah bet your doc was giving you a certain look when finding out how often you fuck.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Give the thing a REST! It's giving the Grand Canyon a run for it's money!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 5:06pm
  • These pretzels are making me Firsty!

    Submitted by LAXXER on Aug 1, 10 at 10:27am
  • Ask the doc describe what is the definition of sex to him?... Then tell him that you don't have sexual relationship like former president Clinton did... You can actually get away with it! Lol

    Submitted by liquidguy on Aug 2, 10 at 8:15pm
  • @heychitown I'm from Chicago too and I totally agree about the aNaL part. It should be allowed?

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 1, 10 at 7:22pm
  • No re-fills.

    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 4, 10 at 12:05am
  • What a GDI doctor.

    Submitted by phiphika on Aug 1, 10 at 10:54am
  • whore

    Submitted by southernaugustus on Aug 4, 10 at 7:39pm
  • O sorry about that.....

    Submitted by lollz15 on Aug 2, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Lucky you, you get the one with a sense of humor.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 1, 10 at 11:38am
  • The doc is a QUACK!!!!

    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 1, 10 at 9:17pm
  • Actually I was

    Submitted by LAXXER on Aug 1, 10 at 12:29pm
  • Hahaha. Nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 10:31am
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