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  I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.

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• The amount of planning put into that almost makes it stalker-ish...but not so much so that it's no longer incredibly fucking awesome. Well done, my friend. Well done.

  Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 24, 10 at 4:22pm

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• nicely done, sir!

  Submitted by SomethingFischy on Dec 24, 10 at 3:43pm

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• <slowclap>With that thinkimg u r bond to do great things. hand him th noble peace prize.</slowclap>

  Submitted by barney74 on Dec 24, 10 at 4:18pm

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  • With this grammar you are bound to do great things.\n\n*thinking\n*you are or you're\n*bound\n*Hand\n*the\n*Nobel Peace Prize

    Submitted by GrammarTroll on Dec 24, 10 at 11:15pm

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    • stop being a Grammar Troll...oh, wait....Merry Christmas!

      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 25, 10 at 4:48pm

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• Bravo!

  Submitted by Crazycraig916 on Dec 24, 10 at 4:03pm

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• Dude never ask for a blowjob when using something of hers as ransom because shell bite off ur dick!!!!

  Submitted by BitchSlapper on Dec 24, 10 at 10:00pm

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• That desperate, huh?

  Submitted by drw2342 on Dec 24, 10 at 9:50pm

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• This has to be the dos equis guy!!!

  Submitted by DaWulf on Dec 24, 10 at 7:11pm

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• Love it! Lmao

  Submitted by jasmyne1990 on Dec 24, 10 at 6:28pm

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• Sounds pretty lame and desperate to me.

  Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 25, 10 at 11:35am

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• I had one boot, but I couldn't find the other one. 30 minutes later 4 of us found it behind the trashbag.....I'm pretty sure that you weren't the person though :/ but just know the program has spread to another state!

  Submitted by live9laugh0love4 on Dec 28, 10 at 2:22pm

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• One word... Desperate

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 10 at 7:05pm

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• Good luck sir, God bless

  Submitted by MartianVirus on Dec 25, 10 at 12:39am

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