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  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 22, 10 at 3:08pm

    little extra sauce on your taco...nice....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:37pm

    2:27. At least they are better than those "that drunk," "that high," and the walk of shame texts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:26pm

    I love college. Only here can I spend days making up shitty texts that the dumbass mods at tfln will approve.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:41am

    I would say only in Dallas, but that would probably be a lie...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:56pm

    Maybe "I love jr high" will be next

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:27pm

    Oh god. Don't tell me we are going to start seeing "I love college" in every text again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:38pm

    Or the insufferable "trashy or class?" texts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:38am

    Man black people put hot sauce on everything

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:12pm

    Hahahha so true

  • 96 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:24pm

    Wow!!!

  • 94 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:13am

    Wow she really does put Franks red hot sauce on everything!

  • 99 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:45pm

    In Soviet Russia, pussy puts hot sauce on you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:36pm

    214 only In dallas

  • 94 66
    Submitted by javacodeguy on Feb 23, 10 at 8:55am

    I can attest to the badness at least. I once fingered a girl after eating BWW Blazin' wings and not washing my hands enough. It did not end well for her...

  • 95 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:50pm

    Ow!

  • 97 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:10pm

    tasty

  • 97 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:58am

    Would've been better without the I love college punch line...

  • 94 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:19am

    Girls don't say man like that

  • 89 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:18pm

    In USA, Mexican guy steals job and gets a cap popped in his ass.

  • 97 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:21pm

    ah that blows!

  • 90 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:20pm

    I hate college

  • 94 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:07pm

    Ok definitely know this one is fake. Girls wouldn't say that. Lame.

    • Submitted by catastrophe on Feb 22, 10 at 3:12pm

      not true.\nthose exact words have come out of my mouth before.\nunfortunately...

  • 89 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:23pm

    Yea Dallas that's how we roll!

  • 96 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:16pm

    First!!!

  • 94 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:05pm

    The sexy pineapple was here!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:18pm

    who cares that your first?

  • 86 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:04pm

    In México, soviet russian Guys suck everyones ball or pussies, so, soviet russia guy, stfu no one lijes you

  • 88 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:18pm

    This is just lame. And totally not real.

  • 92 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:56pm

    Why would an idea like that ever cross the mind of someone who actually got in to college....I mean, I know the bar isn't exactly set high for getting into college, but come on

  • 81 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:32pm

    Shitty reflection on DFW.

  • 88 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:15pm

    Ur a fucking liar

  • 85 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:45pm

    Umm wow nlggrs trying to spice it up

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:07pm

    Can you hear Raux at myspace.com/rauxmusic cause that's my new FAV band!! I'm telling every1!! Tell ur friends bitches!

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:13am

    Even her fish taco