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  • 72 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:32pm

    Hello evergreen park IL The city located by oak lawn which is located by Chicago damn idiots

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:18pm

    Should have fixed her a ham and plan B omlette

    • 34 36
      Submitted by goodscoobies on Jul 6, 10 at 7:34pm

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! sorry I shouldn't laugh about that kind of thing, but god damn that's some funny shit right there!

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:50pm

    Not every guy is a Jack ass that would bail. I wouldn't.

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:12am

    what is the "right thing"? the smart thing is abortion or plan B. Don't have a baby just because you're pregnant - worst reason in the world

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:56pm

    He's not going to keep in touch

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:31pm

    who cares if its true and posted..everythings anonymous

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:07am

    Laughed my ass off bc this so happened to me and I have a beautiful baby bc of it. And guy keptvin touch just long enough to sign over rights

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:58pm

    You can't knock her up if you stick it up her pooper

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:05pm

    Umm the guy probably said keep in touch because he wants to know if she gets her period or not. Otherwise he'd be wondering all the time if he has a kid. Not like he's tryin to marry the girl.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:53am

    Well, that should teach you to not be such a whore next time. Never assume she's on the pill. Always wear a condom.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:41pm

    Haha Edmonton figures I think this was the same text I had

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:56pm

    Uh oh shoulda done anal!

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:01pm

    8:12 -- you are a fucking dick

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:03pm

    3:35 try again idiot.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:25pm

    Best. Most real text of all time. You both win; and so does your unborn illegitamte child. I should mail it a trophy in about 8 and 1/2 months so it gets there on time

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:59pm

    Who the fuck is anal

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:38pm

    hopefully thats why she is asking so she can hit up the pharmacy..cause yaaa within 3 days is best to take it!!!

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:11pm

    my thought at first but doubt a guy would say keep in touch..would prolly block her number !!

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:45am

    And that's how babies r made.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:16am

    Plan B is all good, but maybe they are also talking about STD's?

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:45am

    What? That can't be right!

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:42am

    Way to be a slut, now she wants to have your baby.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:40pm

    Could be one of those guys that wants to do the right thing and help take care if it... Doughtful though

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:02pm

    this kind of seems fake... if this happened to me i wouldnt put it on the site, and i dont think the person on the other end would either...

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:00pm

    Wow that is fucked up

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:50am

    I think those were two lumber Jack men

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:53pm

    HEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE YEAHHH THATS HOW I HANDLE THIS KINDA SHIT.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 10 at 2:44am

    ... shit.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:20pm

    bahahahahah This sounds like a Devon Dutkiewicz move..... Classy.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:57am

    Just go anal... Then u don't have to worry.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:59pm

    4:06, just ta set the record straight, some of us would def say that.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:19am

    ahhh i've been in this situation. PLAN B THAT SHITTTT!! it'll work out fine it's just scary then get you're ass on the pill so it doesn't happen again!

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:06pm

    im guessing the girl, since a guy probably wouldnt care.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:19pm

    This is funny, only beecause of how ironic it is, like, i find it funny just because ive been in the same situation before.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:05pm

    so which one doesnt remember? guy or girl

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:16pm

    If ya see this thing spitting in your eye it's lights out.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:25pm

    LMAAAAOOO! <3 best response ever.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:13pm

    Person below me yea we get it were not fucking idiots p.s I love this text

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:32pm

    It analyzes every detail of the road. The moment you need it, yellowbook it.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:03pm

    but if it is true, then that is pretty messed up, but you should be more responsible. -3.02

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:01pm

    uhm. something isnt clicking.

  • 29 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:22pm

    Plan B exists for a reason.

  • 24 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:06pm

    SUCKS. and i doubt the guy would say to keep in touch

  • 27 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:29am

    If the girls on top you can't get her pregnant, it's GRAVITY hahahahahahahah ppl actually believe that stuff though. plan B it or abort it

  • 37 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:35pm

    2:58 - there is a 33% chance of getting pregnant through anal sex