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  • Submitted by charlesdickins on May 10, 10 at 12:05pm

    Ur dumb bro those girls are wife material the rest are no pants whores

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      Submitted by ls42092 on May 10, 10 at 8:52pm

      what kind of prude are you... why would you want to marry a chick you couldnt smoke or drink with?\nif you marry a chick that doesnt do that shit the only stress relief shes going to have is bitching at you\nand you should change your name because charles dickens is awesome and you sir are not

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    Submitted by birneran on May 10, 10 at 12:09pm

    There's a huge difference between can't and won't

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    Submitted by zinger on May 10, 10 at 12:19pm

    The words of a true addict.

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    Submitted by lane6 on May 10, 10 at 3:16pm

    just because a girl can't drink or smoke doesn't mean anything. that's just like a dick move right there.

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    Submitted by mitchell on May 10, 10 at 1:09pm

    Calypso because this is a site for drunk texts

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 10:08pm

    oh because being responsible is so horrible

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    Submitted by LynnZee on May 10, 10 at 12:07pm

    Is she pregnant?

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    Submitted by ginghamplaid on May 10, 10 at 8:16pm

    shes actually worth something

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    Submitted by sterut27 on May 14, 10 at 5:14am

    yeah dude gotta have priorities

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    Submitted by wompbass on May 10, 10 at 7:56pm

    Maybe she's on probation

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 1:29am

    Amen man

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    Submitted by chinesebunni on Jan 11, 11 at 3:42am

    Idk people who are straight edge tend to be really irritating when I think everything is hella funny and they just stare at me... Hella awkward