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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell

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(813): View more from Florida

I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.

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(256): View more from Alabama

He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.

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(706): View more from Georgia

My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...

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(416): View more from Toronto

You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on

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(972): View more from Texas

I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.

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