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  • 82 19
    Submitted by bamajuice on Jul 20, 12 at 10:49am
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    Easy fix ( Ass up face down )

    • 28 30
      Submitted by porksword on Jul 20, 12 at 7:08pm
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      "You have a beautiful big brown eye!"

  • 49 25
    Submitted by DamnYankeeGirl02 on Jul 20, 12 at 11:34am
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    Alcohol, blindfolds, and red rooms can fix that too.

  • 39 30
    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 20, 12 at 1:31pm
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    It was like staring into a black hole...

  • 36 32
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 20, 12 at 2:20pm
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    Ugh yall need to read the jane porter trilogy by Adair. Same sexual omg fuck me now but much better written. Much better.

  • 33 28
    Submitted by jcobb1803 on Jul 20, 12 at 2:06pm
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    @ damn Yankee. Me 1st me 1st. I'm all over a red room of pain and 50 shades

  • 28 22
    Submitted by coitalfun15 on Jul 20, 12 at 10:31pm
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    Just start making ugly fucking faces, that should resolve said issue.

  • 29 28
    Submitted by DemonicDuck on Jul 20, 12 at 2:27pm
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    sigh I would build a bitching red room. to bad parents and such would ask" what's in that room?"

    • 30 36
      Submitted by friskykitty on Jul 21, 12 at 7:59am
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      that's when you say "storage"and make sure it stays locked.

  • 24 28
    Submitted by yeaaaaabuddyyyy on Jul 20, 12 at 6:53pm
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    I've had this problem as well. No more missionary!

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    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Aug 5, 12 at 9:43pm
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    That only works if you care about the person, if its just a fuck buddy, staring into the eyes is forbidden