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  • Submitted by Llyr on Jun 20, 12 at 11:04am


  • Submitted by ryne on Jun 20, 12 at 11:33am

    that's the most amazing thing I have ever read

  • Submitted by bigjwin on Jun 20, 12 at 12:15pm

    That's the most romantic thing a guy could ask for. Well a sandwich too, but hell it's better then anything that's happened to me

  • Submitted by Zayn on Jun 20, 12 at 1:44pm

    To say she's a keeper would be an understatement...that's like the exact kinda girl any guy would create if he could, absolutely perfect

  • Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 20, 12 at 3:17pm

    Y'all say keeper but most bitches that do this are C.R.A.Z.Y!! Then you complain and we get songs like "damn she's a crazy bitch but she fucks so good I'm on top it."

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    Submitted by fatboyexpress on Jun 20, 12 at 1:39pm

    Thompson11 are you serious that is what you took from this was a fucked up spelling

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    Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 21, 12 at 5:23am

    Next text should read "ring shopping."

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    Submitted by JTLovecraft on Jun 20, 12 at 10:16pm

    I had a gf once tell me it was "dick thirty"

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    Submitted by Gism on Jun 20, 12 at 2:38pm

    Marry her

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    Submitted by rafikihoe on Jun 20, 12 at 5:45pm

    Aaaand the problem is what exactly??????

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    Submitted by RoffMain on Jun 20, 12 at 3:16pm


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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jun 20, 12 at 6:43pm

    I like Thompsons simile. Yeah, I wasn't concerned about the spelling but I like high heels and high heals!

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jun 20, 12 at 11:26pm

    Haha yessss HIGH-HEALS. I gets high, and I gets healed!

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    Submitted by mschavez88 on Jun 20, 12 at 9:24pm

    I love my fellow Monterey county dumb whores ^_^

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    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 13, 12 at 7:39pm

    She sounds like a keeper lol.. Nice job 👌

  • Submitted by Thompson11 on Jun 20, 12 at 1:17pm

    Heel: back part of your foot. Heal: to fix or repair in terms of health. The term "high heals" only applies to medicinal marijuana.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 20, 12 at 3:15pm

      It bothered me too, lol.

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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jun 21, 12 at 11:45pm


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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 20, 12 at 11:10am

    Only downside: now you need to get your door fixed.

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      Submitted by cp1342 on Jun 20, 12 at 11:54am


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    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Jun 20, 12 at 11:31am

    Nah let em watch

  • Submitted by Canes247 on Jun 20, 12 at 1:22pm

    If any girls in Broward or Dade are looking for a big dick, I got 10 inches waiting for you here. If you think I'm lying, email me at and I will prove everything I say is legit.

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      Submitted by HailCaeser on Jun 20, 12 at 8:09pm

      Dude you're a pathetic waste if you need to find a date on TFLN you need to admit itself to the crazy house you need help.

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        Submitted by Canes247 on Jun 20, 12 at 8:32pm

        The craziest thing is that you really think I care what you think. And who said anything about a date? Some girls crave big dicks. Its my job to supply

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          Submitted by james_gatz on Jul 9, 12 at 10:16pm

          haha fulfilling your civic duty are ya?

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      Submitted by 2dicksam on Jun 20, 12 at 9:08pm

      To catch a predator.