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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:12pm

    He has 24 hours where that's legit but after that it's time to revoke his man card.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:12pm

    someone needs to get that man some whiskey!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:36pm

    chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of chuck norris

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:23pm

    just smoke a bowl and watch how quickly you'll stop caring

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:05pm

    I'll let you get back to your nervous breakdown in a minute, but coldplay sucks. just sayin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:39pm

    1:36 you're an idiot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:02pm

    His name is Ian Best. fact.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:57pm

    And you would know this how?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:36pm

    Omg! There are TWO of them out there?! Need to hook him up with my ex so they can circle jerk together

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:00pm

    12:49 you're lame trying to be like Kanye "just sayin'"

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    Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Aug 25, 10 at 1:38pm

    So sad. This better not be a SUNY post

  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:47pm

    i kno this is the wrong site to say say smtg like this, but cut the dude some slack. i must've missed the memo on this, but apparently its unmanly to care about a chick. sheez if only somebody gave me a heads up about this fucking 3 years ago.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:21pm

    Ummm what if it's a two bedroom house genius?

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:52pm

    To 7:24 - Love the Charlie Kelly quote lol

  • 80 69
    Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:20am

    Aww poor guy.

  • 93 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:47pm

    Crispy has never said anything even remotely funny -crispy sucks ass

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:46pm

    That is sick tell him to get over it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:56pm

    Coldplay's the shit.

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:01pm

    someone needs to get that man some whiskey! October 5, 2009 1:12PM -->You said it 1:12. Hell I haven't broken up and I still need some whiskey.

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:23pm

    11:07 there is nothin wrong with that, oprah is fine as hell bro

  • 85 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:51pm

    Be a true friend ... go in there and give him a hand ....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:57pm

    I want to lick Chris Martin's asshole. -Crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:51pm

    Bitches are worthless

  • 85 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:54pm

    I would rather be caught in a homosexual embrace by my father then get caught listening to coldplay.

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:41am

    I love beating off!!

  • 85 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:10pm

    Go teach that whining bitch a lesson. Cold play is for homo's.

  • 83 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:35pm

    Liquor fixes sadness very quickly. So do cheap and easy lays.

  • 74 75
    Submitted by B618Row on Jun 27, 10 at 10:14pm

    The worst part is...its Coldplay

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Intruder131 on Feb 2, 10 at 1:49am

    this might be the funniest thing ive ever read.

  • 84 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:42am

    hey op, know how i got over my ex I fucked someone else you get over it pretty damn quick

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:26pm

    But I didn't beat off, cause I'm a girl -6:25

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:19pm

    sounds like my rooommate

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Chadbo on Mar 25, 11 at 10:18pm

    I remember my first beer

  • 80 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:18pm

    3:42 your a douchebag I hate asses like you

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:05am

    Oddly enough, my old roommate is from b spa too. Maybe the sock cuddled and the coldplay jerker are one in the same. Not phil though.

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:36pm

    i know who this boy is.

  • 81 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:36am

    Y worry when there zillions out there????

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:32pm

    Just so ya know assisted suicide is illegal

  • 81 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:45pm

    Psh. I do that all the time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:49pm

    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:13am

    No wonder she broke up with him, he listens to coldplay

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:45pm

    I had a roommate that would "snuggle" with his ex girlfriends socks. I think he had more of her clothes than she did. It was gruesome. The worst part is that he was in his 30s and they had broken up over a year ago. I'm guessing that snuggle means jerks off

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:24pm

    S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:49pm

    If he was a real man, he'd kill her new boyfriend. Just sayin'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:21am

    how would u know what he was n his room doing fucking creep

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:07pm

    3:38, that's fucking weird

  • 78 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:50pm

    I want to fuck chuck norris. -Crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:09pm

    What a bitch. He needs to get laid.

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:46am

    Tell him to visit 4chans /b/ forum. It's a support group for fellas like himself. Just start by sharing your story they'll all jump in and encourage you :)

  • 79 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:25pm

    stay out of the spray zone!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:40pm

    1:39 Like's D in his A.

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:57pm

    Revoke his balls and give them to some butch lesbian that deserves them -crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:28pm

    yay!!! nothing like a good cry-bate. tear-jerk. mastur-cry. that always makes things better.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:25pm

    I did this when my ex boyfriend broke up with me

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:55pm

    if it's his roomate wouldn't it be THEIR room?

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:49pm

    nothing like coldplay and some tears to get your dick hard

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:51am

    Dude get a life ..., seriously

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:02am

    'just sayin'' has been around way before Kanye said it, idiots

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:29pm

    1047... It's not that it's not ok to care about a chick, it's just not ok to beat off to anyones picture to a coldplay song..,

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:36am

    Womp womp. Time to go pull off some Guerilla Warfare my friend.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by genocyde on Jul 28, 10 at 3:07pm

    ah ahahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:13pm

    You know what? Grow up.. You nasty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:36pm

    The hell with jerkin' it to pics of her!! Find a new girl and put your P in her V, if ya know what I mean, guaranteed to 60% percent of the time, everytime!!

  • Submitted by luhzaiuh on Aug 31, 10 at 10:31pm

    Sounds like my ex.

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    Submitted by Derpson on Jan 5, 12 at 2:27am

    It's sad Kermit all over again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:27pm

    What a pussy. Get drunk like everyone else.

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:13pm

    is it bad if my vagiana falls off?

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:40pm

    one of my favorites lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:29am

    3:11 that makes no sense. you can have a roommate in an apartment or home or even dorm suite and have 'his room.' and 'my room'. Arguement invalid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:45am

    Wow, that's an all-time low right there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:58am

    Hahaha what a bitch she obviously dud want you Get rid of her picssss

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:01am

    hahaha this made me laugh

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:07pm

    What a loser! No wonder she dumped him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:11pm

    This is fake. If it was real he wouldnt have refered to his roommates room as "his room" he would have said "our room."

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    Submitted by mikemc1225 on Jan 8, 12 at 11:00pm

    was he listenin to paradise?? lmfao just get some dude in his system and he'll be fine

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:31pm

    Time to go get your roommate and take him to a strip club. Seriously. That's unacceptable.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:38pm

    my ex did that and called me while he was.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:45pm

    Unless his ex was a model, I find this pathetic. No girl is worth this much... well, actually I should say VERY FEW women are worth it.

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    Submitted by howlinwolf93 on May 9, 13 at 6:13am

    Thats like a normal tuesday