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  • Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Apr 10, 12 at 5:13pm

    This reminds me of the Superman/Lois sex argument in Mallrats. "I bet he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. The only way he can bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom... and that'd kill him."

  • Submitted by RadGnar702 on Apr 10, 12 at 10:59pm

    He made good snoo snoo

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 11, 12 at 11:11am

      Futurama?

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        Submitted by puffnstuff on Apr 11, 12 at 6:44pm

        yes and possibly the best futurama episode made

  • Submitted by andynator on Apr 10, 12 at 6:52pm

    Didnt know natalie portman was on TFLN

  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Apr 10, 12 at 5:57pm

    Hope this was a joke, taking plan b is basically like taking a huge dose of regular birth control pills all at once. If you're also on birth contol pills it can really fuck with your hormones and make you sick.

  • Submitted by Phys on Apr 10, 12 at 4:28pm

    But a condom will stop his sperm and it'll save you money!

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Apr 10, 12 at 10:25pm

    My kinda sex!!

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    Submitted by LiquidTecktonik on Apr 12, 12 at 7:31am

    @ suck_my_cock ; I'm reading these from a phone so all I read is the Thor comment, not to mention that birth control is not meant to be a substitute for condoms. You might want to research b4 you open that dirty mouth/ put it to a better use ;)

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    Submitted by anonymous171717 on Apr 10, 12 at 11:45pm

    "Kobe!..."

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    Submitted by niceman on Apr 11, 12 at 10:21am

    Sounds like great sex

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    Submitted by on_the_clock on Apr 11, 12 at 11:04pm

    @LiquidTekFuckStick If you read the text Plan A was birth control. Making Plan B, well fucking Plan B. Good for her. Great sex and no sex trophies running around.

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    Submitted by heghv on Apr 11, 12 at 7:18am

    RgfhoivdygY

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    Submitted by LiquidTecktonik on Apr 10, 12 at 5:16pm

    Wouldn't that be a Loki if they were placebos, considering you don't know what Plan A was (condoms) I doubt you actually know what Plan B is.

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 10, 12 at 8:17pm

    lol I love girls who only been with boys when they get their first taste of men...they think your a god for your *wobbles hand* "meh" game