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(505): View more from New Mexico

I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night

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(323): View more from California

Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.

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(559): View more from California

Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.

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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness

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(207): View more from Maine

Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.

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(818): View more from California

Tell me how you feel about belly buttons

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.

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