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  • 28 26
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on May 17, 12 at 12:10pm
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    Tell her her new name is Paris because she's about to get eiffel towered.

  • 24 23
    Submitted by puffandorstuff on May 17, 12 at 12:55pm
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    I like that line, I'm going to use it

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      Submitted by puffandorstuff on May 17, 12 at 9:39pm
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      lol people voted me down because they're not as smooth and creamy as me

      • 20 22
        Submitted by GA_Peach on May 18, 12 at 5:39am
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        Lmao and oh so tangy?

  • 19 22
    Submitted by Linetrash on May 17, 12 at 12:18pm
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    That just means she likes white creamy things in her stomach

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    Submitted by stylistadele on May 17, 12 at 2:25pm
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    If she said thousand island I'd think it was a fat joke.

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    Submitted by girlygears13 on May 18, 12 at 8:12am
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    Getting hit on by fat chicks is weird, isn't it?