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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:18pm

    LOL! same thing happened to me once. i was pushing my dog helping him climb into the car and BLOOP finger up the poop. poor dog kind of avoided me for a while.

  • Submitted by Amaroq on Feb 4, 10 at 4:51am

    I hope he washed his hands before he texted that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:29am

    My stomach hurts...I feel like I need to make this my facebook quote

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:27pm

    i lol'd and peed a little

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:07am

    Bahaahaahahahhahahshshhshahhahjdidjekf ks hahaha that is awesome go to the gym maybe next time you'll ACTUALLY be able to pick it up properly failfailfail * I apologize for spelling something wrong if I did :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:11am

    Anonymous said... Yeah, people from Seattle are pretty fucked up. That's why we liv in Everett, the good ol 425 Anonymous said... LOL, so that's what UW students do to their Huskies! Haha GO COUGS!!! Anonymous said... I live in pullman, so I'm with whoever it was who said.. GO COUGS! Anonymous said... this is why Cougs are better =) go cougs ...i hate you all

  • Submitted by Warm_Waters19 on May 16, 10 at 2:11am

    ::Looks at the area code and shakes my head:: It could just as easily be from someone on Bainbridge 'Brainless' Island, I really wouldn't put it past either one of em.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:38pm

    LMAO... Huskies go for the wrong hole... Cougars go for the right hole. Go Cougs!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:02pm

    it was accidental, yes, but why didnt you stop?!?!?! that poor dog!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:50pm

    Haha I am in school and I just laughed out loud and everybody looked at me This ones really funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:58pm

    hahahahaahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:53pm

    pretty sure i know this kid...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:44am

    LMFAO I actually lol'd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:02pm

    wow. this is why i chose to live in the kirkland/seattle area. thanks guys

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:37pm

    haha thats the funniest i have read all day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:10am

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:16pm

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO my mom is like wtf are you laughing at in there!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:41pm

    i had a dream about this happening...

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    Submitted by seniorsuave on Dec 9, 10 at 6:08pm

    I legitimately laughed out loud upon reading this. Disgusting and hilarious at the same time, way to be totally awesome America

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:14am

    haha this just made my day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:55am

    um. i know a brian with a giant mastiff puppy... hope poor bear didn't lose his innocence today...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:11am

    I laughed so hard my side hurt, im sure the dog wasn't too happy! lol or was he?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:18am

    Hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:27pm

    i am crying right now that shit is so funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:58pm

    LOL, so that's what UW students do to their Huskies! Haha GO COUGS!!!

  • Submitted by AzIvy75 on Jun 25, 10 at 2:13am

    HAHAHAHA!!! I cant stop laughing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:12am

    The problem was likely b/c some larger dogs have very sensitive anal glands (only know this b/c my dog's groomer asked if we wanted her glands drains... Ewww much)

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    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:00pm

    and i guarantee you smelled your finger before you washed it

  • Submitted by JockeyGirl on Mar 28, 10 at 5:05pm

    BAHAHAHAHA omg *wipes away tears* that made my friggin day XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:22pm

    I laughed out loud at that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:21pm

    haaaaahah this made me laugh out loud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:51pm

    HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:10pm

    I'm cracking up, omg this made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:43pm

    i lol'd,rofl, and lmfao at brian

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:36am

    Brian... what did Peter say and is Meg ok with someone else taking you innocence?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:07am

    hahahahahaha funniest thing i've ever read on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:24pm

    this is the only text that i actually had to stop for a minute because i couldn't stop laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:06am

    someone from seattle would say that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:06pm

    Wow that's shit awesome wow the funloving finger awards go to u lol !!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:24pm

    FUNNY ahhhahaahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:20pm

    Oh, the things that happen in Seattle :D Is it weird that I feel proud!? This is truly amazing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 7:21pm

    i am CRYING with laughter, not even kidding!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:38pm

    Gold. Pure gold.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:46am

    my dad said he did that once.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:29am

    You're not meant to pick a dog up like a bowling ball!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:33am

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha :''D im crying it was so funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:31pm

    yea.. dirty sanchez~

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 6:53pm

    ZOMG LULZZ

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:15pm

    I litterally shit my self laughing... Your a champ

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:58pm

    Bahaha... There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian... Bahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:06am

    Yeah, people from Seattle are pretty fucked up. That's why we liv in Everett, the good ol 425

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    Submitted by babbyj3ss1108 on Oct 11, 11 at 8:37pm

    lmfaoooooooo this had me laughing for a good 5 min. too funny!

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    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:41pm

    Ahahaha i did that to mt cat on accidented. I screamed very loud, my mom was about ready to call 911

  • Submitted by kittenkrusher on Apr 6, 10 at 3:15pm

    Aahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!!!

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    Submitted by Shitmyselfdrunk on Jul 15, 11 at 6:02pm

    hahaha thats not good! i live in washington so now i will avoid shaking hands with dog owners

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:54pm

    5:28, I'm not proud to say that. Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:28am

    I'm very proud to say I'm in the same area code :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:13am

    I actually had to look into this one because I was CERTAIN that it was a conversation between my best friend and his wife.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:50am

    Omg not u! :O | | v

  • Submitted by pudingguy on Jun 26, 10 at 10:02pm

    only in enumclaw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:17pm

    lmfao this is just wrong...

  • Submitted by jenmar on Mar 1, 10 at 7:37pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:44pm

    haha carnt stop laughing lolls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:52pm

    Seattle and redmond!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:11pm

    Hahaha I like this so much.

  • Submitted by watwatwat138 on Mar 23, 11 at 7:57pm

    Ive been going through tfln for like a hour now and this one just made me cry i laughed so hard...good job

  • Submitted by yayadawg on Feb 11, 10 at 6:45pm

    I lol'd for a full few minutes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:43pm

    op and 4:18 are hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:06pm

    THATS RIGHT WSU ALL THE WAY... ...dumbass u dub kids..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:51am

    this is why Cougs are better =) go cougs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:35pm

    ...I think I know this guy haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:09am

    i feel like i might know this guy??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:29pm

    lawl haha omg so sick but so funny lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:58am

    I am DYING. Funniest thing ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:20am

    Yeah brian you sicko! lol

  • Submitted by chacon206 on Jun 27, 10 at 4:26pm

    Ewwww I live in that area code

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:13pm

    hahaha im actually crying too from laughing!

  • Submitted by giggity80085 on Jul 5, 10 at 11:38pm

    In soviet Russia dogs finger you up the poo hole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:14am

    I live in pullman, so I'm with whoever it was who said.. GO COUGS!

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    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 9:09am

    Yeah, this when you need to go back to having secrets in your friendship...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:57pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH best one yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:08am

    VV trade properly with "without rounding 2nd and heading to 3rd!!"

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    Submitted by SIVYSIVS on Jan 5, 12 at 12:26am

    Just pissed my pants a little

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:53pm

    That's flippin' hysterical. Thanks, I really LOL'ed at that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:38pm

    Funniest shit I have heard in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:16pm

    I wonder why this got so many boo's

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 14, 12 at 1:30am

    Actually the funniest tfln I've ever read, the response makes it! Also, the fact that hes named Brian ahahaha

  • Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:07pm

    Ooohhhh...

  • Submitted by giggity80085 on Jul 4, 10 at 11:05pm

    I bet he kept doing it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:34am

    Fuck wsu. They love fucking cows in the butt anyways...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:54am

    i can't stop laughing. seriously it hurts.

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    Submitted by hobojesus on Feb 19, 13 at 10:53pm

    Colby 2012!

  • Submitted by Marisa on Feb 2, 10 at 12:14am

    I can't stop laughing. Hahahah OH MY GOD.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:27pm

    ...ahhhahaa oh my god. too great.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:43am

    Haha. I laughed out loud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:51pm

    omg this was fab! hahaha has me crying lmso

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:07pm

    hahahahahaha there are some things we keep to ourselves, brian hahahaha and wtf, he specified 105 lbs! hahaha