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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 9, 12 at 9:49pm

    As much as I enjoy casual sex with a bunch of people, and applaud others who do the same, it's not for everyone. Good for you for figuring out what you want. And may you find your swan.

  • Submitted by princessfrogley on Jul 9, 12 at 3:49pm

    This text is cute, for once it's not about bring a slut or drugs or alcohol. This reminds me of me and my boyfriend :)

  • Submitted by Phys on Jul 9, 12 at 4:57pm

    Anyone who gave this a thumbs down has never been in a good relationship

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    Submitted by sailor_man on Jul 9, 12 at 4:44pm

    Thats so beautiful!

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    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jul 9, 12 at 8:41pm

    Did you have to wait until we were naked to tell me this?

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    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Jul 9, 12 at 10:44pm

    how sad is it that the first place my mind went with this is someone is on acid. Fuck I need to lighten up

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    Submitted by Kaylib2514 on Jul 9, 12 at 9:29pm

    Best text on here........EVER!!!! I would personally choose Geese though, but to each his own right!?!

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    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 13, 12 at 6:50pm

    👏 Amen.

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    Submitted by octobur on Jul 9, 12 at 3:46pm

    This explains my life - the Swan thing I like penguins

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 9, 12 at 3:06pm

    Keep thin and beautiful, don't be a bitch, put out for you man whenever he wants and you have a chance.

    • 43 41
      Submitted by keto06 on Jul 9, 12 at 3:17pm

      thin and beautiful? thats assuming a lot...

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      Submitted by jhoffa on Jul 9, 12 at 4:26pm

      Free lesson's ladies, write this down

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        Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 9, 12 at 7:42pm

        take care of yourself. drug abuse isn

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 9, 12 at 6:00pm

      Some men like curves, mine does :D. Also hip bones grinding is painful as fuck.

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        Submitted by ck24 on Jul 10, 12 at 12:14am

        I would rather have some hip bones grinding than be distracted by air escaping fat folds hahah

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 10, 12 at 5:22am

      Yah my man wants me to gain like 20lbs and I am already over 25%body fat so perhaps be healthy is better advice.

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        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 10, 12 at 5:24am

        Also I have only had one partner who had sex with me when I wanted it. It goes both ways

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          Submitted by keto06 on Jul 10, 12 at 10:11am

          if they dont due their duty, kick em on their booty!

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    Submitted by UrAvgBostonDrunk on Jul 9, 12 at 2:52pm

    Wtf? Lay off the drugs wonder woman

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    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 9, 12 at 6:53pm

    This text is lame... who moderates this shit