Texts From Last Night · Deadwhale's Favorites

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(740): View more from Ohio

No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.

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(416): View more from Toronto

You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.

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